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hottie: HIS SHAVED HEAD IS THE HOTTEST THING EVER. But nvm yo a#s ugly as he#l🤙
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"Hey look, the special kid is throwing somebody on the floor and punching him!"
"That's a Matt Myers alright."
"That's a Matt Myers alright."
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