johnny closet

johnny closet(n)- a slang/ street term originating in the early 1900's meaning restroom or bathroom.

as referenced in "My Name is America: The Journal of Finn Reardon; A Newsie" pg. 5 paragraph 2;

" There are rules against us using the johnny closet".

Now I could be wrong but that's what I gather without too many context clues but hey! it makes sense to me! so here it is raw and real you little poop sharks! I'm going to go smoke some Alaskan Sniperfuck and get the fuck outta this popsicle stand, peace!
I went around the corner and realized I had to pee so I turned ran to the johnny closet!

Jorge went to the johnny closet to leak the lizard.
by sir piss pumper September 25, 2013
Get the johnny closet mug.

johnny rifter

Pass that johnny rifter over here. I'll spark it on the bon bifter and take a hit, you cnut
by Diego Simeone January 30, 2007
Get the johnny rifter mug.

johnny necro

A Johnny Necro is a user a loser and a wannabe a guy that has no talent but thinks he is a super star.
Wow that guy thinks he is hot stuff but he really is a nerd he acts like such a Johnny Necro .
by redpillamerican November 08, 2023
Get the johnny necro mug.

johnny cap

It's another name for a condom could also be called a johnny
Hek my name is Johnny
I got bullied I got called a Johnny cap
by Bubba is faggot April 03, 2019
Get the johnny cap mug.

Backstage Johnny

A male fan who hangs around backstage or outside a female star’s dressing room to get her attention.
She was tired of it all, the photographers, the journalists and the occasional backstage Johnny hanging around outside her dressing room door.
by Princess Pearl Manzini July 12, 2018
Get the Backstage Johnny mug.

Johnny on the Richard

Giving someone a terrible fucking. Spinning in a positive only to shit on them in the end.
She really gave me the old Johnny on the Richard today. She told me all day she was horny and ready to fuck, only for me to catch her sleeping with my dad.
by whatintheHwashere December 28, 2020
Get the Johnny on the Richard mug.