by _Belle_ January 21, 2016
1) A set of extremely floppy nuts, preferebly being a smaller size than normal.
2) When a extremely tiny turd is hanging from the butthole, and you have to wiggle your butt and squeeze your cheeks to make it fall into the toilet, much like a dinkleberry.
2) When a extremely tiny turd is hanging from the butthole, and you have to wiggle your butt and squeeze your cheeks to make it fall into the toilet, much like a dinkleberry.
If I'm going to sleep with you, you've better have a real pair, not just some dinkey flop nuggets...
by davedavedavedavedave March 26, 2009
by Skelebone Jones August 25, 2008
An opportunistic theft usually occurring at public venues in which patrons must be barefoot - The most common of these being American waterparks. As patrons approach the lazy river, they naïvely place their pool shoes in unattended cubbies, where rational people presume they will remain over for the next 15 minutes. Upon exiting the ride however, the flip flop swapper will with a slight of foot and a cool head, exchange his mediocre less desirable flip flops for a complete stranger's more appealing, yet highly questionable footwear.
"That was a lot of fun. Lets grab a burger before we hit the wave pool."
"Wait. Check out that pair of Rainbows.."
"What the hell is wrong with you?"
"Flip flop swap dude. Chicks dig Rainbows."
"Wait. Check out that pair of Rainbows.."
"What the hell is wrong with you?"
"Flip flop swap dude. Chicks dig Rainbows."
by Dontdothat February 27, 2012
by scoot82 April 15, 2010
A pair of fat breasts that hang so low that when you fuck the girl who has the hanging tittles that they shake like flipping flapjacks.
Joe: Ms. Ploof has a pair of pancake tits. I fucked her last night for A's all through high school and they made me sick when they shook.
Frank: Oh dear god. You fucked Ms. Ploof our principal and saw her flop em jalopems? Why didn't you kill yourself?
Joe: Because I'm going to be a straight A high school student.
Frank: Oh dear god. You fucked Ms. Ploof our principal and saw her flop em jalopems? Why didn't you kill yourself?
Joe: Because I'm going to be a straight A high school student.
by oh guess who mother fucker February 26, 2007
When you wear flip flops to a party, but someone spills beer on them, making them sticky for the rest of the night.
"Could this night get any worse? I've been walking around for an hour with Beer Flop, and now I have to go walk my drunk friend home!"
by jhersh May 16, 2009