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Brandon

Brandon is typically a pale albino male that usually requires sun screen on a day with heat exceeding of 70 degrees. Legend says he has smoked enough weed that he has turned into a cartridge.
Hey man puts some sunscreen before you Brandon yourself
by Tino 31 May 21, 2018
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brandon is lonely and wants a girlfriend
by fymFUCKME December 3, 2019
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A person who acts like a dick. Brandon is gay and scares females.
Brandon is Gay
by Cncjck November 21, 2016
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a guy who is fat and pretends to be healthy by eating caesar salad and jogging for 5 minutes.
brandon u gay. - gabe itches
by datgaiboy6996 January 10, 2020
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Brandon looks just like Steve Urkel, just a tab bit nerdier. Typically thinks he's a 'gangsta' but is about as scary as a 90 grandma in a wheel chair. He has a good credit score, so you really know he isn't about that life. Brandon usually gets drunk off of 1 drink. Secretly wishes he could come out about his fantasies he has about other men, but his church he regularly attends wouldn't approve. He also has the best assistant at his job (the blonde with big boobs). And yes, assistant at work, he REALLY ISN'T ABOUT THAT LIFE. If you're a girl, don't go searching for Brandon.. He will find you and seek a friendship as tight as unicorns and rainbows. If you're a guy, hide yo junk unless you about day life.
"That 10 year old wanna-be gangster listening to Ludacris is SO BRANDON!"
"My friends call me 'Brandon' now because I have a smoking hot assistant"
by VioletBlueberry June 1, 2017
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Brandon is a tall person who is a sack of shit and is annoying as hell. He is kind of good at sports but all around borderline retarded.
Can someone tell Brandon to stfu
by Verylegitdefs April 2, 2019
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A person that sucks a lot of phallus, or inserts it through any orifice in their body.
"Wow, that guy sure is a real Brandon."
by GunnarHanson April 29, 2015
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