When girls turn about 13, we are supplied with our own standard starter pack which includes the following: An awkward laugh used for expressing discomfort (usually around men/boys), a set of at least 3 insecurities (this aspect of the starter pack depends on your upbringing and experiences), and the “i’m not like other girls” phase. A phase you can choose to activate at any point, as long as it is before the age of 21. (this part is not the girls fault. It is a canon event in almost every girls life, which the realization that she is not like the stereotypical one dimensional female character portrayed on tv, rather she has her own interest and personality, is discovered.) ✨🩷
“yeah, when i was 14, the universe supplied me with my own teen girl starter pack. unlucky for me, i got an exceptional amount of insecurities in it. i am great at executing my awkward laugh tho.”
“me too girl.”
“me too girl.”
by haru_ko April 14, 2024
I'm sorry my son forgot to text you until late last night. We reminded him, but you know, typical teen-ness."
by LaneEndsHere January 11, 2022
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by Bababkwskls January 26, 2018
Disney channel teen
I made you this big breakfast and you only ate a slice of toast, you’re just like a Disney channel teen
by Duckburger January 31, 2022
Metal music that is not true metal but instead music for teens. Bands like deftones for an example are teen-metal as opposed to true metal like Slayer.
"Well I listened to the song friend, at first I like instrumental but then the lyrics come on and I am like bro. Wtf is with this teen-metal, you need to grow over your teen-metal phrase friend. Listen to real metal music like Metallica or Winger and not those poser bands."
by Reggie Greathead September 15, 2023