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irony-teen

noun /ˈaɪ.rə.ni ti n/

Definition: A digitally native teenager or young adult (typically 16-23) whose online persona is built on performative irony, detached humor, and carefully curated "chaotic" behavior. Irony-teens communicate primarily through layered sarcasm, absurdist memes, and meta-commentary that signals cultural literacy while maintaining emotional distance. They often adopt exaggerated personas or "bit" accounts that blur the line between genuine expression and performance art.
Jake: bro why did you send that crying soyjak meme in the main chat

Tyler: it was funny lol, just the basic "me when no vegan options" one

Jake: dude now all the irony-teens are quote tweeting it with their weird shit...

Marcus: what happened?

Jake: look at this... "BESTIE WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT TO POST UNIRONICALLY 😭😭😭 the way this wojak is literally me but also sending me to another dimension... why is this the most devastating thing i've ever witnessed, i'm actually ascending"

Tyler: what the fuck does that even mean

Marcus: bro they talk like they're having a religious experience over a basic meme

Jake: and now there's like 50 replies all talking the same way... "this would kill a victorian child" "i'm literally perishing" "why is this so unserious"

Tyler: should I delete it?

Marcus: nah fuck it, let the irony-teens have their moment. they'll move on to something else in like an hour

Jake: it's just exhausting man, like can't a soyjak just be sad without someone making it into performance art

Tyler: next time I'm just sending it in here lmao
by guy whos fed up July 22, 2025
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The depressed teen

Sadness. It’s all I feel. Life is meaningless. Death is here.

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Yo my guy I was a total the depressed teen last night just like megatron from family guy
by 1ab148? December 10, 2020
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Unfiltered teen mom group

This is a unfiltered teen mom group”
“Oh so that means I can say anything?”

“Yeah pretty much
*gets offended over something *
“WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!”
“Because this is an unfiltered teen mom group!”
by Manipulators September 7, 2025
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Teens

People who abbreviate words so much anyone over the age of 30 will be very confused.
Mother: Did you text grandpa to meet us at the bookshop? I know how you teens are.
Teenager: Yes
Grandpa: “on an airplane
by Greys Anatomy Life February 12, 2022
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TRENDABLE teen

A person who acts like a trendy teenager. Likes Starbucks,takes selfies etc...
Did u just take a selfie?
Ya I’m a TRENDABLE teen
by Bababkwskls January 27, 2018
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Teen Mommage

The life situation that used to be a cautionary tale about how horny teenagers done fucked up their lives. In small towns this gestational period usally signaled the migration of said teen fuck up and her family to pack up their shit and move to another town. One in which tale of the teen mom's hoeness hasn't been spread. In present day teen mommage has spawned a lucrative entertain business where young hoes try to parlay their aversion for condoms and swallowing into a spot on a reality TV show.
That chick needs to wrap that shit up before she has to deal with teen mommage.
by Jbabyj September 2, 2016
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outdoor teens

the term for when a werewolf isn't really a wolf but just a slightly rugged, wild haired teenager dressed in animal furs
"These aren't even werewolves, they're just outdoor teens" -Danny Gonzalez
by Squiddy_Animations87 March 6, 2025
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