A penis that, though it may aesthetically pleasing, falls short of it's intended use. A nice, big, perfect dick that is governed by a man who is so incredibly useless that it is never allowed to reach anywhere near Its potential effective use thus rendering it a beautiful tragedy. Like a hot nun or nipples on a man.
"He couldn't make me cum even after 2 and a half hours of fucking".
"Sometimes the show cock turns out to be a preening rod."
"Sometimes the show cock turns out to be a preening rod."
by BrokenKing February 19, 2021
When the male counterpart partakes in the act of using his rod and his definition of what he thinks is a safe speed at which to introduce the fiercest of throat fucks to his female partner.
Dude, I was throttle rodding Lucy’s throat for the very first time, and she gave me the signal for light speed after just a few strokes!
by Harry criteriums October 13, 2022
A bi-sexual, possibly a co-worker who is so horny all the time that you’re Nervous being around the person because they will hump anything that moves.
by Thug wanna September 03, 2022
1. I'm about to get on some Rod White and take this dudes girl.
2. Can you help me move this weekend?
Nah, I'm Rod White.
Antonym- White Rod
2. Can you help me move this weekend?
Nah, I'm Rod White.
Antonym- White Rod
by War Time Consigliere January 24, 2010
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