The ability of a normal person to become a dick and pull an asshole maneuver if the situation calls for it.
He made fun of me for no reason so I ruined him. I'm a nice guy but it sure pays to have some asshole maneuverability.
by racool September 26, 2008
by Mamabear asshole April 19, 2020
I KNEW we shouldn't have gone to that mobile taco truck after the bar. My guts are rolling and I'm going to have to perform an Asshole Exorcism as soon as we get home.
by Bulldog August 03, 2012
Any situation in which there are both positive and negative qualities, usually pertaining to food. Can also be used out of frustration, usually pluralized in with this usage.
Jim: How was the resturant?
Steve: All they had was chicken and assholes.
-or-
"Well chickens and assholes, this sucks!"
Steve: All they had was chicken and assholes.
-or-
"Well chickens and assholes, this sucks!"
by King McCool May 23, 2008
When a driver tends to burnout just to catch someone's attention, pulls out in front of cars, driving very risky possibly leading to someone's injury/death.
by Dontstopgetitgetit March 06, 2014
by Telephony May 07, 2016
A person who is deeply compassionate for others yet cannot stand incompetence or idiocy even though it occurs all around them. This results in a complete dick who feels terrible about things they do every day but cannot stop them.
girl:Hey so who was Hitler again, I missed the lesson on it.
Sympathetic Asshole:You are fucking retarded, why did your parents fornicate to produce something as retarded as you?
10 minutes later
Sympathetic Asshole:Damn I feel bad about cussing that girl out.
Sympathetic Asshole:You are fucking retarded, why did your parents fornicate to produce something as retarded as you?
10 minutes later
Sympathetic Asshole:Damn I feel bad about cussing that girl out.
by Sympathetic Asshole November 17, 2010