Pete: Yo momma is so fat, when she sat down in high school class, she sat beside EVERYBODY!
Spence: Chi Fu
Spence: Chi Fu
by Splancer April 8, 2006
Get the Chi Fumug. 
Fu Hao, an unassuming, brilliant young man destined for prosperity, greatness and widespread renown. Despite obvious physical beauty and the female attention it brings, Fu Haos are aloof to women. They love Chess, Minecraft and dogs. They hate mean people and fancy clothes.
Wow, that Fu Hao is 8 moves ahead of everyone. He dominated the Chess Tournament. Women want him and Men want to be him.
by CocaineBear99 April 10, 2023
Get the Fu Haomug. Fan is a person that is very smart. He likes to give copies of anything if you give him money. He likes girls not boys.
by Wikipediaforyou April 9, 2019
Get the Fan fumug. by josefu0 May 18, 2017
Get the kung fu pornmug. When two people, whether mentally challenged, or intoxicated, or both, decide to get into a fight by trying to do the moves of various martial arts, only to awkwardly fall over themselves doing kicks and flips in the most uncoordinated and clumsy manner. Often involves the two participants ripping off their shirts and yelling like in a cheap Kung Fu movie.
"At the party, two dudes got wasted and started to argue - later they were fighting in the parking lot. Both were trying Dumb Fu, but got more hurt hitting the ground or pulling their muscles doing these crazy moves, than actually hitting each other! It was so funny to watch!"
by joe995 January 7, 2024
Get the Dumb Fumug. A Typical Proud Boy more like Poor Boys going apeshit and acting like a "Chuck Norris" but, Doesn't have the balls to admit that Joe Biden won 2020. An Average Trump Supporter with Semi-Automatic Weapons, going downtown and shit and watch Donald Trump get his ass handed while getting a Free Blowjob and his Big Mac that he has left outside the D.C. Fridge for a week while watching "TMNT" on his 4K Television.
Oh-ho-ho-ho
Everyone was Gun Fu fighting
There MAGA Gun Fu Fighter was fast as lightning
In Fact, it was super freaking Frightening.
But They were shot with Expert Aiming.
There were fucky MAGA men from MAGAtowns
They were shooting them up, they were shooting them down
It's an ancient Donald Trump art and every maga knew their part
From a crazy into trigger and a flicking from the hipster.
Everyone was Gun Fu fighting
There MAGA Gun Fu Fighter was fast as lightning
In Fact, it was super freaking Frightening.
But They were shot with Expert Timing.
There was a MAGA BOB and Freedom Fighter Charles
He said, "Here comes the Donald Trump, let's get it on"
We took a shit and made a stand, started aiming with his head
A sudden motion made me slip, now we're into a brand new ship.
Everyone was Gun Fu fighting
There MAGA Gun Fu Fighter was fast as lightning
In Fact, it was super freaking Frightening.
But They were shot with Expert Aiming.
There were fucky MAGA men from MAGAtowns
They were shooting them up, they were shooting them down
It's an ancient Donald Trump art and every maga knew their part
From a crazy into trigger and a flicking from the hipster.
Everyone was Gun Fu fighting
There MAGA Gun Fu Fighter was fast as lightning
In Fact, it was super freaking Frightening.
But They were shot with Expert Timing.
There was a MAGA BOB and Freedom Fighter Charles
He said, "Here comes the Donald Trump, let's get it on"
We took a shit and made a stand, started aiming with his head
A sudden motion made me slip, now we're into a brand new ship.
by Arika Cho cho Butterface November 14, 2020
Get the MAGA Gun Fu Fightermug.