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Dead-Tarded

When people are so stupid they might as well be dead. They usaully have the IQ of a dead cat, they look like a deformed dog, and they cant be trusted!
"I heard Jims coming. Aw man that dude is dead-tarded!
by SlimTyler May 7, 2010
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ape tard

A truly low chakra individual. One who is animal like. Ape tards are all about sex and violence. They have no manners.
"I don't know how these bartenders are putting up with all these ape tards. "
"Ape tards are rude and they do not tip."
by jimmycakes May 21, 2016
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Tard strong

Someone with incredible strength. Likened to a retard who is unaware of thier strength.
I cannot believe you moved that by yourself! You are like tard strong or something!
by savannahdanniel December 9, 2008
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Rave-Tard

the state of exceeding the point where you look like a massive retard in your rave pictures
What time last night did we start to look like fucking rave-tards?!

Dude I don't even remember seeing you.
by Tiggggggga January 2, 2010
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tard spotting

the act of spotting tards in there natural environment and taking pictures. then uploading them and sharing them on social networks.
taking a picture of a "tard" as they walk into a wall. similar to epic fails."you upload a pic of some tard that crashed a car where a road splits left or right, you tag it tard spotting"
by SxMxKillSwitch July 15, 2011
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card tard

when someone keeps trying to use a debit or credit card that dosnet work in front of you in line and it holds everyone up.
Man this guy in front of me was such a card tard the cashier said sir it says invalid pin number 3 times before finally they manually ran it through to get him out of there, and im trying to get through on my 15 min break
by Kool Mint Flava January 23, 2010
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c-tard

bob: *drops plates*
james: BOB YOU ACTUAL C-TARD!
by thequiteamazingdead January 6, 2019
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