scummy joe

a rolled up cigarette or joint usually less than an inch long

''i only have a little bit of baccy left''
''just roll a scummy joe''

by the scummy joe October 16, 2012

Mighty joe

A person who is more than average!

Tom is not a average Joe he is a mighty joe!

by Joecrash396 June 17, 2018

Joe Chocolate

1/4th coffee (joe), 3/4 hot chocolate

"I'll have a Joe Chocolate"
"You mean a mocha?"
"NAH BITCH GIMME SOME JOE CHOCOLATE!"

by joe chocolate November 29, 2011

Joe Alwyn

Joe Alwyn is a British actor famously known for being so gorgeous it actually hurts...

Buy Reputation by Taylor Swift including songs about Joe Alwyn and how he is fit like a daydream...

by RIP Nils Sjoberg November 12, 2017

Joe Dempsie

Joe Dempsie is best known for his part as Chris Miles in Skins. Ayyy, he supports Nottingham Forest =D . He is also the best looking boy in Skins EVER. He was killed off in the 9th episode of the 2nd series ):

Joe Dempsie (:

by HelloMyNameIsEmily January 2, 2009

Trader Joes

The most sexiest store in the world. Those free samples make me hard. If heaven was a place it would be Trader Joes

Timmy: Hey Miranda... my parents aren't home wanna do something fun

Miranda: Yeah lets go to Trader Joes
Timmy: Yes

by Colorful_Crans December 18, 2019

Joe Sausagehead

(n) someone comparable to a village idiot. It is basically someone with a brain damaged to the point of being sausage.

tommy: "hey Willie let me hold twenty let me hold twenty bucks."
willie: "Man have you lost yo damn mind? What the fuck I look like joe sausagehead? I ain't givin you shit motherfucker."

by kribg October 10, 2010