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Dork

Someone that desperately wants to be a socialite, someone relevant.
The dork thought she was the new guard, sent to take over the socialite world by storm, and kick out all the longtime, unique, or original inhabitants of the town to do it. She was one vicious girl.
by The Original Agahnim December 9, 2021
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Dork

A dork is another word for a whale's dick.
MOBY DORK!
Its practically a Dork!
by K!LL_Tμ€M December 3, 2019
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Dork

Dylan is such a dork”
by weeniehutjuniors July 22, 2018
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Dork

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Dork President

The king or queen of all dorks. The highest form of Dork status. The ultimate Dork. The Dork that all other Dorks want to be like.
Gloria is such a Dork President. Its so Adorkable.
by JamesZ November 7, 2005
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Dorks

The plural form of dork.
Those dorks must have thought the dude was a blow up doll, because they keep trying to inflate his ego.
by The Original Agahnim November 18, 2021
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Dork

When i grew up in the 60s and 70s a dork was usually a thin gangly guy who was spastic . His hair might have been brushed backwards instead of over the forehead . His hair might have been curly and that was also unacceptable to youth norms of the 1960s . He may have been academically or not academically inclined . I knew a guy who was a dork but could kick anyone's ass if the jerk confronted the dork to fight, if the jerk persisted and punched first after several efforts of diplomacy by this dork i knew . A dork is also socially inept or goofy according to majoritarian norms . However reasonable or intelligent people have no problem with socializing and talking to and understanding dorks

Dork sense two : A dork is actually the penis, usually used in reference to whales. ( i.e. The dork of the blue whale is the largest of all mammals'.) True fact.
guy A Hey that guy is a dork

guy B yeah , he sure is ganly , thin and has a neck like a goose

guy A Wow that guy has a dick as big as a whale's in this porn video !
guy B a whales penis is called a dork
by emotional_invalid January 23, 2019
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