JBuff started his concert with Cheeseburger in Paradise and finished with his classic, Margaritaville.
by Tom and Julie July 27, 2005

definition a volatile bowel movement known to plug most toilets it contacts. It is known for it's distinct letter J shape. Although the cause is unknown many experts maintain that this is a result of witholding facility use for weeks upon time. So far remedies for the notorious 'J log' include eating a healthy supply of dates or other fiber rich foods can restore regularity to one's system.
"Chris do you know why the toilet isn't working?"
"Yeah someone J loged it, notice the J shape it has"
"Yeah someone J loged it, notice the J shape it has"
by jermaine dupri November 22, 2005

Greg: Who's at the door?
Kendra: J hoes! three of them!
Greg: Let's sneak out the back and go to KFC
Kendra: J hoes! three of them!
Greg: Let's sneak out the back and go to KFC
by wildmilechamp August 28, 2006

The J Wal is the combination of a mustache ride, a cleveland steamroller, and then finishing up with a Dirty Sanchez. This is the kinkiest of all sexual acts.
by BAD COBRA April 26, 2006

A condition in which one is prone to unleash calculated verbal attacks on unsuspecting persons within ones vicinity.
by Snausage April 1, 2005

by Conexion October 11, 2007

It's a term used when working in the field. When the job is getting tough you have to get back up, dust yourself off, fire up a joint and keep working.
i.e. Joint Up, Spark up a J, Smoke em if you've got em.
i.e. Joint Up, Spark up a J, Smoke em if you've got em.
In example when Land Surveying: The Party Chief might say, "Let's all j up in the low ground and get this job finished!" or "It's time to J Up!"
by The Frost Pin March 30, 2005
