urbaneering 

Playing in the outdoors in an urban setting - parks, open space, trails, walking between art galleries, museums, and shops; dining al fresco - anything without a ceiling. Just because you live in the city doesn't mean you have to be a couch potato!

Chet - "It's a beautiful day and we're here in town - let's go to some galleries and stuff!"

Kay - "Yeah, let's do some intense urbaneering."

urbaneering by da Chetster February 28, 2009

Urbansomnia

When you can't sleep so you decide to help pass the time by going to urbandictionary.com and look up random words.

After several failed attempts to sleep, Jonny's urbansomnia kicked in and he went to urbandictionary.com for an hour before going back to sleep.

Urbansomnia by kick4sparta18 August 22, 2009

Urbandictionary Emergency 

When someone tells you a slang term on i.m on myspace and do not know what it means so you quickly go to urbandictionary.com and look it up, hence urbandictionary emergency.

Rick:hey look at my new picture
Sally:Sure, go look at mine, pc4pc?
Rick: *oh shit what the fuck is pc4pc, oh noes urbandictionary emergency!

Sally:you still there
Rick: yeah, okay ill go comment now.*wow what a urbandictionary emergency.

Urbandictionary Emergency by Peterismyname November 24, 2009

Urbandictionary 

A good, original idea for a website until it was hijacked after takeoff by the majority of the teenage populaton and 45% of the adult population.

Most of these people take forms as trolls, flamers, ignorant retards, fanboys/fangirls, or people who just manage to piss everyone off with their definitions. Only a small minority of the definitions on this site are written by sane, logical, smart people.

Sadly, many stupid, ignorant people had to butcher those definitons simply because they saw the definition got alot of thumbs ups.

One major problem of the site is that because 75% of the definitions on Urbandictionary are written by sex addicted morons, 80% of the definitions are sexually related, turning a good movie, GoldenEye, into some sex maneuver that simply doesn't even makes sense.

People also turn this site into a place to let their anger out on respectable, good people. For example, one definition for the police was "
An asshole who arrested innocent people for smoking weed". Well, if they were smoking weed, they wouldn't be innocent would they?

Other people also feel the urge to criticize famous people on Urbandictionary simply because no one wants to listen to their ignorant gibberish in reality.

Plus, half of the definitions on this site contain typos, grammar mistakes, and typing that makes them look like they are texting a definition.

11 year old troll:
fkin lebron james suks donkey dik i could even take dat nigguh in a match

Stupid Jealous Flamer:
Bill Gates is a motherfucker cause he's filthy rich and doesn't care about other people.

Horny teenager:
Goldeneye: when u piss in ur gf's eye during sex
*proceeds to crash his laptop due to tryin to watch porn*

Angry criminal:
Police: Power abusing assholes who took my crack cocaine and confiscated everything I had, they suck ass.
Urbandictionary

Urbandictionary by 12 year old with some logic August 8, 2010

urbandictionarist 

a person concerned with or advocating what Urban Dictionary says.

urbandictionarist translators are not reliable, for they are unaware of the fact that the entries are all added by normal people.

urbandictionarist by Dont-trust-everything-you-see! September 10, 2019

Urbansy 

Urbansy it's a combination of both Urban(as in the Dictionary or it's website) and Emergency. It is also a word that's used for you to ask another person that you don't remember a definition for a word and need to use the Urban Dictionary for help.

"Help! It's a(n) Urbansy! I don't know what sex is, help!"
#This is not Sponsored

Urbansy by K-WILL-SUE-YOU October 22, 2019

urbandictionary.com 

One of the poorest compilations of knowledge available on the internet, thanks to a very relaxed quality control. Basically, there are five types of definitions you will find on anything:

1) The informative, deceptively neutral definition that tells you what you wanted to know.

2) The extremely biased definition that hints at a possibly psychotic author.

3) The entry that only points you to the definition of an obscenity as reference, in an attempt to be clever.

4) The definition that only makes sense to the author's friends.

5) The entry that details some weird sexual act, which probably has nothing to do with the word it's defining.

Some definitions of "George Bush" you might find on urbandictionary.com:

Def 1: The 43rd president of the United States, was inaugurated on January 20, 2001, went on to blah blah blah...

Def 2: The worst fucking leader in the history of mankind, has the intelligence of the pretzel he choked on that one time.

Def 3: See "Asswipe," "Chimpanzee," "Dickhead"

Def 4: What Mike sounded like that one time at Six Flags! You know what I'm talking about, dude!

Def 5: When your girlfriend accidentally bites off your cock and chokes to death on it.

urbandictionary.com by little nerd August 12, 2006