As you do

A retarded way of saying 'like you do'

Me:Someone just kept talking through the movie.
You:As you do...
Me: I think you mean 'like you do'.

by DriesIsEenKut July 17, 2018

Doing a Batista

Doing a Batista is when someone is circling around something and can't catch it for some odd reason. The source of this expression comes from the game Rocket League when a famous player - Batista - tried to catch a boost for a long time.

I can't help you, because I'm doing a Batista at this boost.

by zh3ng January 25, 2017

Do you need that?

A statement used when someone is provoking you to fight; used with someone you don’t like that is getting on your nerves.

Marley: I really don’t like you
Zakiya: Ho do you need that? (Do you want to fight?)
Marley: oh we can go right now.

by kkdixon December 23, 2024

Doing a Reuben

The act of taking 10 men at the same time, through all means. The one person (the Reuben) will be led down submissively whilst 10 men proceed to perform sexual acts on the person simultaneously.

I was doing a Reuben the other day, 10 men and a lot of mess

by Pkay April 19, 2024

do a Morty

Doing a morty requires a special kind of skillsets as you have to time your sell carefully to hit the exact spot before numbers go up.

"Glad we held strong and didn't do a Morty"

by SeaCryp March 6, 2021

Doing the Gordon

"Doing the Gordon" is shoving a crowbar up a woman's vagina.

"Hey, I just played Half-Life 2 and I really liked the main character, so I decided to pay him a little tribute by doing the Gordon with my wife."

by func_peepee August 4, 2019

Doing a Claire

Changing her mind at the last minute about attending a social event when discovering she is expected to pay.

Claire: “Is Brett not paying for the drinks?”
All: “It’s your shout Claire”
Claire: “Somethings just come up, I’ll have to reschedule, my horse needs me.”
All:”She’s doing a Claire again”

by Highstandards April 10, 2022