Doing a Gert

Doing anything, apart from the actual thing you are meant to be doing, at any one time.

See that guy there, he's doing a Gert. Not getting it done today.

by Workhorse1 September 7, 2021

Do a Harry

Mid-masturbation with cats loose in your home, proceed to finish while said cat/s run through your legs, covering their fur in semen.

Person 1: I was at a party last night and I stroked the host's cat, but I met an unwelcome surprise as it seemed that someone had been careless enough to do a Harry, so needless to say I had to clean myself up with my tongue, in a cat-like fashion.

Person 2: Wow, you skirrowed it there mate.

by rentboythrowaway September 5, 2017

You choosing to do what you're doing isn't me being the problem

And I will murder your kids if you don't give me what I'm owed.

Hym "You choosing to do what you're doing isn't me being the problem. And if people keep murdering your kids, maybe YOU are all the problem. My kids haven't gotten murdered. So, I must be doing something right. I'm not the problem. Doing push-ups hasn't made you any better than you are. You and the fat slob YouTuber ARE THE SAME THING. You're not better than me. They just aren't doing to you what they are doing to me."

by Hym Iam May 1, 2024

do say please

when you want someone to do what they said

“do you wanna drink of water?”

“do say please”

by Smack, ON GOD April 8, 2020

What does that have to do with Christmas?

A statement used when a person makes a comment that has nothing to do with the conversation.

*People are conversing about favorite foods*
Out of nowhere: "Did you know that an axolotl is a type of salamander?"
Response: "What does that have to do with Christmas?"

by Penguinlove1995 November 21, 2022

Doing a pinky

The act of deliberately telling a decent joke that normally would receive a simple ha or a mild smile in order to test if a love interest is also interested in the one telling the joke.
Word explanation
Before one is getting in a bath he utilises his pinky to check if the water isn't too hot in order to safely take place in the bath. This act is called doing a pinky

John: I did a pinky yesterday on Emma
Top: And, did she laugh?
John: Yeah man she was Lolling all over the place!
Tom: Dude, she totally wants the D man.
John: I don't know tho, but I'm sure as hell doing a pinky again on her.

by CutNracker January 2, 2017

Doing a cling

Someone who only has friends that smokes weed (ain’t that suspicious)

Look at him he’s doing a cling

by Yo-yo a dooo February 26, 2021