Carl Sandburg Junior High

The most ghetto junior high in Illinois. Best class was class of 2019. Everyone knew Javi H, from being a goat, Jack S, with his long hair, Angela with her red ass cheeks, Allie E and Chase B swapping more salvia then an ocean, and Conor B being a dumbass. Carl Sandburg had the worst food choices, as well as cute girls. They all were disgusting as fuck or had ok personalities. It also had the most toxic ship account, which got taken down and the Owner was Angela Tisbert, and tried to cover herself by being Destanee S. The only decent looking girls were Naya S, who moved away, Oleysa U, (did she wear anything other than leggings?), Olivia T, Allie E (why’d she date a midget?) and Zarah. Everyone else...ugly. Carl Sandburg was the most Hispanic filled wannabe school ever.

Did you hear about Carl Sandburg Junior High?
Yeah! Everyone says it’s ghetto.

by realityhitsyou September 29, 2019

Old Bridge High School

-A place of Alcoholism, Potheads, E Heads, Shitty Teachers, Bad Lunchs (Maybe not the subs), Sleep, Cutting Class, Constant Hasseling by Authority Figures, and The Most Fights Ever.

A place where you cant go into the bathroom without coming out smelling like a pack of cigarettes./ A place where every girl (If they know of)Mr.Willems sweats him./ A place where there is AT LEAST 1 fight a week./ A place of constant bomb threats and/or riots./ A place where you can walk down the hallways and be asked to buy pot more than once a day./ A place where people walk around with alcohol in there water bottles and drink through out the day./ A place where you can find the hottest chicks./ A place where kids walk down the hallways and smoke cigarettes(Me Class of 03)./ A place where kids cut school and go into the woods and smoke pot./ A place where everyone thought Mr.Korigan took steroids./ A place where you can go to get a good days rest./ Where there was always the ongoing fued between SOB and LHRO./ A place where at least half of the male population at OB wanted to bang Miss Toth./ Mr.Ferry is a dick./ Dr.Bosco and Mr.O'Connell were the best administrators./ In Alt. School you did nothing for 4 hours but smoke cigarettes and talk to your friends./ A place where more than half of your friends had nicknames.

by Justin Pelletier March 3, 2005

Tea Area High School

Tea Area High School is truly an amazing school. Have you ever seen a two-faced snake? Your in luck. Come to Tea and you'll be faced with hundreds of them. Tea had a wide assortment of fake people to pick to be your friends. Hoes, dickheads, assholes, narcissists, we have them all! Now don't get me wrong, we have a couple nice people. We have the ones that will talk shit to your face and not behind your back. A true luxury in this high school not everyone can have. Tea Area High School is a scout's paradise. Think you're toxic? Come to this high school. Your toxicity will pale in comparison to those who go to Tea Area High School.

Tea Area High School has exactly 10 decent people.

by Jenna Tulls69 January 29, 2020

high rise turding event

A highly competitive, underground event held after dark in major metropolitan cities during which participants hang their asses off a high rise balcony, endeavoring to take a calculated dump onto the heads of those passing on the street below.

I’m so proud of my youngest son, he took first place in the high rise turding event last weekend and you know advanced applied physics is part of it all.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 26, 2019

Riverside Brookfield High School

white people trying to be cool black people
dughetti spaghetti
crosswalk
hero passes
we raise our praises up to you rb fight on fight on fight on to victory loyalty will guide you we will stand beside you cheering for the colors blue and white fight fight fight
we live by the zoo
million dollar football field
hoes wearing croptops and nerds with suspenders
football HUH

pretty sure our mascot was copied an pasted from images on the internet
fundraisers to pay for the million dollar football field
tests so often it seems like we have tests more than homework
top scores in the country is what to they to motivate us
WE HAVE THE BEST CHOCLATE CHIP COOKIES
rain drop crop top (lame white whip)
GO RB WHOOOOOOOOO
traffictraffictraffictraffictraffic
4.0 is bad omg i know i can do so much better
we be friendly we dont bite

Riverside Brookfield High School is a good place for young children to go so that they learn what a bad example is

by blueberrychapstickruinedmylife October 24, 2017

Station Camp High School

Station Camp High School is a high school called Station Camp. It is located in the southwest corner of Gallatin. The average body count of a female at this divine establishment came in at roughly 19.4 in the August 2021 AP Poll. Students are often found using illegal drugs such as Black Tar Heroin, Cocaine, Weed, Bath Salts, and other damaging substances. Parties with students at this school are relatively boring, but filled with loads of drunk sex. According to the FBI, 1 in 15 males at this school have commited some form of passive rape at a party. 22 females here own 80% of the Body Count Share here(917 bodies). 1 in 3 students drink during the school day. Roughly 91% of students here have financially benefited from the prosperity and wealth of their fathers. An analyst from NBC stated that "if you are in dire need of vagina, this is the place to be." It is said that the females of the class of 2023 are always willing to gargle on every inch of your veiny cock.

Kid A: Dude im trying to fuck someone
Kid B: Station Camp High School can help.

by Definitions With Class August 31, 2021

Rancho Cucamonga High School

If you dont have a hydroflask, jesus sandals, a straw hat dont come to school. Also dont criticizethe rallies or ASB or Student Achievement will get on your butt about it.

Rancho cucamonga high school loves church

by RanchoBOi August 30, 2018