seize up

When something strange or inexplicable occurs (usually when observer is on a substance), it can be called a "seize up".
When something of an extremely weird nature occurs, it can be called a "horrid seize".
This term was originally coined by the few that got bare stoned in hughberry's forest of wonders back in the day.

"I was on shrooms and i looked up into the sky and there was a Buddha made of clouds. It was a seize up."
"I can't physically move, this is a horrid seize."

by the chubby funster January 23, 2008

strait up

an agreement

john:dawg she has a phat ass
Me:strait up dawg

by Cricket October 27, 2003

Laid up

To lay in bed with your lover many hours after you've woken up. It is a very pleasurable, very romantic state to be in. This time is usually used to talk, kiss, make love, watch tv, or drift in and out of sleep.

We extended our checkout because we were laid up all morning.

by diiorlanaeee._ August 19, 2021

To wake up

When after blowing your load after jacking off, realising that the people you jack off to are well too good for you. the self-hating feeling one gets after realising that all the things that people do in your dreams are never going to happen.

Bud. Hey man, what's up with you?

Jerker. Give's a sec Bud- i just blew my load and is just wakin up.

by Biafra J July 11, 2004

stay up

a hokey inner city "bye-bye"

The fact that "stay up" isn't in the urban dictionary is proof that only geeked out nerds go to this website.

by adhesives August 31, 2003

g'd up

when someone's ride is pimped out with lift kit, rims and tinted out.

man, that guys jimmy is g'd out

by Anonymous October 17, 2003

washed up

getting beat up or jumped

Yo john got washed up by joe

Yo im bout to wash this nigga up

by kekon December 16, 2007