Lay like lasagna

Comfortably laying on the couch, feeling fulfilled by the lounging

I should get up off the couch, but I'm going to lay like lasagna.

by SmittyB1983 November 15, 2021

not if you like it

when a person is getting raped, it's technically not rape, if the person being raped like it.

"Why are you touching my dick Jeff, It's fucking gay"
"Not if you like it"

by Geff the gay November 15, 2021

talk to me if you like me

im in my nikes

talk to me if you like me im in my nikes yo ex is not talkin nicely he wanna fight me

by megr__ November 17, 2021

Scudoodle like a noodle

Leaving a room in a comical manner.

I gotta scudoodle like a noodle bitch

by Skadoodlelikeanoodle+ March 10, 2022

Skadoodle like a noodle

The average person can use this in many ways.
A comical way to leave the room
An insult

A way to shove people out of your house

I gotta skadoodle like a noodle
Skadoodke like a noodle b!
Okay it’s time for you to skadoodle like a noodle

by Skadoodlelikeanoodle+ March 10, 2022

Like Baptizing A Cat

Extremely difficult and painful.

Dealing with a Karen in your workplace is like baptizing a cat.

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 11, 2022

I guess you don’t like me

You just don’t know how hard I have it right now

I am talking to the Jews of UrbanDictionary. They must think I am an annoying dickhead at this point.

I guess you don’t like me

by anonymous March 12, 2022