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Ur baby maybe 

Possibly the worst insult thinkable. It is worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, ur sister a mister, ur brother a mother, ur grandpap a trap, and ur family tree LGBT combined and to the 219th power.
Bill: “ur mom gay.”
John: “no u, ur dad lesbian.”
Bill: “well, ur granny tranny.”
John: “no, ur sister a mister.”
Bill: “then ur brother a mother.”
John: “ur grandpap a trap.”
Bill: “ur family tree LGBT.”
*Both in tears now*
John: “UR BABY MAYBE!”
Bill: “what have you done?!”
*Bill and anyone related to Bill explode, the sun starts moving a billion miles per hour around the earth, the entire solar system stops working, the galaxy loses all its stars and lights, and even the black hole in the center dissappears, and finally, the entire universe implodes*
Ur baby maybe by UrBabyMaybe May 16, 2018

Cartier Baby 

When a baby (Caroline) is boujee and cuter than all the other babies, she (Caroline) is called a "Cartier Baby"

You may have heard about her from the Bazzi song "Cartier" Cartier baby is the best baby in the world.
Wow! I wish my baby could be a Cartier baby.
A butt baby is a person that looks like the combination of two male celebrities or men you know
That guy looks like Leonard Nemoy and William Shatner had an illegitimate butt baby
Butt Baby by Mooseburgers June 14, 2018

Stephie Baby

A six pack rocking buff man child that is not a caterpillar. Likes to play video games and ignore people’s face times
Wow stephie baby actually acknowledged my existence today!
Stephie Baby by TayTayGamerson June 26, 2018

holy baby 

a baby with the powers of god and amine on his side
guy1: I think my baby is holy
guy 2 : that's a holy baby

Duck Baby 

Duck Baby is a Pittsburgh term used to discribe when two cousins have sex they have A retarted aquatic baby with web feet and quacks like a duck as a mating call in all actuality in the state of PA it isn’t even considered incest with 1st cousins and 93% the baby will be born normal pretty close to 100%
Stop rubbing your cousins feet or she will trap you then it won’t work any more only for her and you will end up with a duck baby quack
Duck Baby by Cursed child man November 2, 2018

Bukakke Baby

A bukakke baby is a girl (or guy) who really, *really* likes bukakke.
Have you met Amy? She's a real bukakke baby!
Bukakke Baby by imattheapplestore123 November 25, 2018