A sex story is a story that you looked up on urban dictionary because you're a sad fuck who needs to fap off because you probably have safe search on because of your parents and couldn't go to pornhub. Go get a fucking life you horny 12 year old who needs to see a therapist, and if you're not 12 then you're 40 and you wish you were 18 again so you could get girls but you're a depressed piece of shit so instead you decide to go read some sex stories or molest girls on discord so you can feel better about your fucking shithole of a life.
A young hot girl and I had sex. Details details details about this sex story to make you fap off alone in your 1 bedroom apartment because you didn't go to college and work at fucking burger king.
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So there that is my sonamy sex story
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