that one guy with glasses 

Some random guy on Facebook that shares memes all day and thinks he's cool

"who the hell is that one guy with glasses?"
"some dude on Facebook that thinks he's cool"

that one guy with glasses by Fykislame January 19, 2017

the one you never had 

This phrase is indicating you don't have something, whether it's parents, drugs, money, llamas, a life, a brain, friends girls (or boys, not here to judge..... :/ ), a sense of humour or if you just want to cuss someone out and you have nothing to lead from

Your mum? Like the one you never had!

the one you never had by The_one! May 11, 2017

thats one fucked up nigga

A 'fucked up nigga' is someone who got rushed by multiple roadmen and comes out looking like a guy who got run over by a bus. For emphasis you can extend the 'fucked' into fuuuuuuuuuuckedd.

Woah mate thats one fucked up nigga.Fucking hell.

thats one fucked up nigga by SumNiggabro November 14, 2017

look at one's sales

(verb) to set eyes on one's money.

look at one's sales by Fangsta March 18, 2003

fun fifty one 

also known as bacardi 151, a very strong alcoholic drink, what one calls said alcohol when they've had too much of it

Kelly got so drunk off of 151 she accidentally called it fun fifty one.

fun fifty one by tsintao June 3, 2009

Keepin it One Dollar 

Likened unto "Keeping it Real" or "Keeping it One Hundred", "Keepin it One Dollar" means that you are being all the way truthful with yourself and others, without consideration for the consequences of your actions

Dope Boy 1: D-Loc was just "Keepin It One Dollar" when he talked that shit on Big Uncle Snoop Dogg.

Dope Boy 2: Yeah, too bad the nikkah dead now.

Dope Boy 1: Yeah, too bad.

Keepin it One Dollar by Morpheous' Dirty Daughter August 5, 2010

soup for one 

masturbation

My girlfriend was out of town, so I had soup for one.

soup for one by Teratogen April 28, 2011