A term describing being stuck in slow moving or stopped traffic leading into a motor vehicle tunnel due to (1.) a person's poorly maintained brokendown crapbox of a car, (2.) another motorist's ignorance of the location of his/her fuel gauge needle, (3.) the local Department of Transportation authority selecting this day and time to close lane(s) down and stand around staring at the road, (4.) the half-wit trucker pulling a trailer too tall to clear the tunnel, or (5.) the motorist in the 4 wheel drive truck or SUV who crushed a car in his/her blind spot without utilizing a turn signal or common sense. This usually happens when you are already late to your destination.
"I was trying to get to work on time, but of course, I got tunnel fucked at the Holland 'cause some moron's rusty old F150 shit the transmission on the upgrade. I was an hour late."
"Joe's gonna be late. He got tunnel fucked downtown 'cause DOT is cleaning the storm drains. I don't know why they don't wait til after 10 P.M. for that stuff.
"Joe's gonna be late. He got tunnel fucked downtown 'cause DOT is cleaning the storm drains. I don't know why they don't wait til after 10 P.M. for that stuff.
by TheRoadWarrior July 29, 2009
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1. (n) Can be a kid from birth to 10 that follows current clothing, music, and television trends.
2. (v) Someone who forces all of the current trends upon their children or the children around them.
They will be idiots when they grow up, and they will have no real culture of their own.
1. (n) Can be a kid from birth to 10 that follows current clothing, music, and television trends.
2. (v) Someone who forces all of the current trends upon their children or the children around them.
They will be idiots when they grow up, and they will have no real culture of their own.
1. Little Johnny knows all of the rappers, wears baggy jeans that show his boxers, he loves MTV, and he thinks he has bitches and homies. He's definitely Future Fucked.
2. Johnny's parents are Future Fucking him, by buying him gold chains instead of food, teaching him rap songs instead of grammar, have him watch MTV instead of Sesame Street, and letting him hang out with all the bad kids.
2. Johnny's parents are Future Fucking him, by buying him gold chains instead of food, teaching him rap songs instead of grammar, have him watch MTV instead of Sesame Street, and letting him hang out with all the bad kids.
by Frank Rider August 23, 2009
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Get the fucking smash mug.The more vulgar and descriptive way to say "screw this!" Also may be used when having a complete nervous breakdown and have lost all sanity and control over yourself.
Customer: "Hello I am here to pick up a cake for Poojah"
Employee: "I'm sorry we do not have that order"
Customer: Yelling and screaming
Employee: Running out the back door "Fuck this store!"
Employee: "I'm sorry we do not have that order"
Customer: Yelling and screaming
Employee: Running out the back door "Fuck this store!"
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Get the Riot Fuck mug.When a conversation is so loud and drunken that bystanders cannot ascertain in what language it is being conducted, it is said to be spoken in the Language of Fuck.
"Did you hear those two assholes last night?"
"Yeah, kept me up for an hour, what were they speaking, Arabic?"
"Sounded like the Language of Fuck to me..."
"Yeah, kept me up for an hour, what were they speaking, Arabic?"
"Sounded like the Language of Fuck to me..."
by The Stegosaurus December 2, 2009
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