number one bro bro

The quintessential bro. Views himself on par with all fellow bros, often seen alongside individual companions, and affectionately dubs them "bro bro" too. This is a bro with whom you share a profound fraternal bond, whether tied by blood or not. Typically assumes a leadership or decision-making role within his social group. He effortlessly triumphs in all endeavors. The top-ranking bro bro occasionally employs camouflage to elude unforeseen situations. The individual that an ordinary bro aims to emulate.

Person 1: hey Joe, have you met my best friend?
Joe: I have not.
Person 1: Joe, this is Dan. The number one bro bro.
Person 2: wazzzzzzuuuuupppp

by numberonebrobro August 29, 2023

one direction

THE BEST FUCKING BOY BAND IN THE FUCKING WORLD WITH HARRY STYLES,LOUIS TOMLINSON,LIAM PAYNE,NIALL HORAN AND ZAYN MALIK.

person1:do you know one direction?

person2:ONE DIRECTION YOU MEAN THE GREATEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD?

person1:lol no

person2:(has a knife)what did you just say

by i love big red bus May 21, 2021

One for Bob

Adjective to describe an obese woman, typically of Scotish heritage and smelling of cheap vodka.

Look there is one for Bob. Hide your haggis rolls hen here is one for Bob

by Fendog8 August 20, 2021

one foot on the bridge

Meaning that a person is so stressed out they're even considering jumping off a bridge.
For stressed out students or workers (mainly made for college students, especially around finals time).
Not meant to be taken seriously!!! IT IS A JOKE.

"Hey Roxanne, you okay? "
Roxanne: "Nah man, it's finals week. Between this and work, I've already got one foot on the bridge.."

by Bb용 January 12, 2017

one sock, two shoes cruise

While driving, a male will remove one shoe, then sock, and then put the shoe back on the bare foot but placing the sock on his genitals to masturbate cleanly and discretely.

While being stuck in LA traffic, John decided to have a one sock, two shoes cruise to help pass the time.

by Mythattak May 22, 2017

we're number one

we're number one was claimed to be the best thing that happened in 2016, for good reason to, people made random shitposts editing and remixing the song "We're Number One" from the old show Lazy-town. generally every time the character Robbie and his clones say the word "one" the video changes in some way. This meme has evolved and taken other forms such as "Let It Grow" and "Bee Movie".

besides most memes happening for no reason, this meme was made cause the actor for the villan Robbie from the show was diagnosed with cancer and needed funding, as a reward, Stephan Stephenson, the actor, brought the people who were in the song back together , and re did the song live.

"we're number one but every "one" increases the bass by 5% each time"

by It is Wednesday my duds April 21, 2017

capital one cup

A football competition where Welsh and English countries compete... The winner is usually just at bad as wiping your ass with a knife

"Hey you watching the capital one cup ?"
"No wiping my bum with a knife instead"

by Custardcannon August 22, 2016