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Jack

A person with a sense of humor that's either really bad or really funny- no in-between. He will always bother you about his girl problems, and sometimes it's funny to watch him struggle with drama. He will either frustrate you with extreme self doubt or extreme self confidence- again no in-between. His playlists can range from little girl pop to the music you'd expect to hear in a trampoline park.
I met this guy named Jack, I can't tell if I want to be his friend or slap him.
by K-Australiaxx November 20, 2021
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Jack

A fucking turkey legged weirdo that sucks cock
Jack is a piece of shit
by Turdboi420ismygranddad August 3, 2020
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Jack

The worst boyfriend ever. He will make you rethink your standards. He will ignore you, hurt you, and use you. He will that you show him your titties and give him head but will not compensate, instead he will cheat on you with his possessive and manipulative side hoe who looks like a Courtney Love wannabe and a sex doll had a child. He probably still loves you and regrets cheating on you, but can't apologize because his side chick has him ensnared in her spider web of cum.
Girl A: Boy, I sure do miss Jack.
Girl B: If you get back with him you'll be saying the same with a VD and a child on the way!
by passionné d'arguments October 17, 2021
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Jack

Relating to an ordinary person, similar to calling someone 'dude'.
"Don't come at me like that, jack."
by Edenzdoor April 18, 2023
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Air jack

its practically when your bored and got nothing else to do so you start wanking off a random ghost
"i got bored so i wanked off a ghost!"
Air jack
by reverend ballshow February 11, 2020
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jumping jack jesus

An attempt to jump SF to Alcatraz on a ramp built for Pastrana to do using only Element 115.
Bird_ This is the shit Lazar sent me.
Pastrana_ Good????..
Bird_ It's OK.

SNOOP DOG_ shit GaryMike...
li da jumping jack jesus
Pastrana_ What about GARYMIKE???
Craig_ yep. go get em Tiger.
Aaron. I love you Garymike.
by craigbird1968 January 28, 2021
mugGet the jumping jack jesusmug.

Jack Meuten

Someone who doesn’t show up to anything, little to no effort
Why did Jack Meuten miss another cleanup
by Yuh101010 May 9, 2022
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