slept like a bag of spanners

Slang for having a crap nights sleep

Bloke: 'I slept like a bag of spanners last night'

Bird: ' How does a bag of spanners sleep like?'

Bloke: 'Lumpy!'

Bloke: 'I slept like a bag of spanners last night'

Bird: ' How does a bag of spanners sleep like?'

Bloke: 'Lumpy!'

by inniiit March 13, 2014

Speed Bag the Pickle

The act of male masterbation

After watching porn all I want to do is speed bag the pickle.

by Hawaiikinuiwaa May 6, 2025

Bag of dicks

A big bag of dicks. Small bag of dick. Large bag of dicks

Go eat a bag of dicks

by Bad ass mofo the real nigga February 28, 2018

lunch in a bag

n. something or someone that is behaving stupid and or gay

Elizabeth was being so annoying today. She’s some lunch in a bag.

by potfield September 28, 2018

go dick-a-suck a bag

Legendary phrase used by "Brandon" in kitty0706's "Elliot goes to school" gmod episodes on youtube.
Usually to be used as a comedic way to reject something someone told you to do.
Although not required, it is usually said while throwing something at the person telling you to do something. For comedic effect.
In-game of course.

Teacher: "Brandon you must insert mediocre thing to do"
Brandon: "Go dick-a-suck a bag!" *throws a boot into teacher's face*

by BioSynical January 4, 2024

trash bags

The Chicago Bears 2019-2020 season team

let’s go the trash bags game

by wooski November 3, 2019

Slut bag

A friend from your friend gang ditches you guys to go to a party so he can hang with his girlfriend even though he is most likely a virgin and will remain one for the rest of his life

Chris-"I'm so bored! What should we do tn?"
Jason-"we could go to mikes party but only if you wanna hang with that slut bag traitor Ryan"

by RowdyGang January 2, 2014