bag shagger

Jumps on the first thing they see moving and tries to have sex with it....

Person 1: This guy just reached out to me from years ago. I hardly know him and he claims we're close friends.

Person 2: Yeah sounds like a right bag shagger...

by Marky20900 October 2, 2023

Pee-bagged

When your toddler has an extremely wet diaper and decides to climb on you

“No Finley, quit pee-bagging my head!” “My 2year old pee-bagged my forehead last night”

by Blackwater351 December 28, 2018

John in the Bag

A cheap Chinese knock-off of Jack in the Box.

Where do you want to eat?

John in the Bag.
Uh, you mean Jack in the Box.
No, John in the Box, the superior restaurant.

by Aidanj123 May 9, 2018

teacup t-bag

giving a t-bag while riding the teacup ride

when bobby got his goody bag snatched from the mailbox he gave andrea a teacup t-bag like only a carnie can do

by Spinnifer February 22, 2023

Bag of Faces

Meaning something very negative.

Almost comparable with using "a load of shit" or "bag/sack of shit" in a sentance.

"Hey bill how was that girl you met last night" - "she was nothing but a bag of faces"

"Jennifer i've pulled better work out of my bag of faces then this"

by Kertef Corobo March 24, 2004

Bag o Sorrys

When someone takes something of worth from you and gives you back a bag filled with little pieces of paper that read " Sorry".

I took my Bag o Sorrys to the car dealership man to buy a new car, and he said they have no value! He also said they are a currency from insane people.

by LittleLamb777 June 12, 2018

fidooche bag

One in a fiduciary position who abuses their power with the specific intent of grooming.

“Did you have Mr. Schmanganese for senior-level chemistry?”
“Yeah, he bought me some edibles and lululemon shit then said he could give me stoich help.”
“What a fidooche bag!”

by The Rawdog March 8, 2024