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jack matter

a retarded douche bag asshole that beats up people for fun and thinks his blonde hair is cool, he never really gets pussy and is a virgin, he is the worst person to hangout with
me:your acting like jack matter

guy:oh shit im sorry
by Panel to June 13, 2017
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Jack Gunn

Jack Gunn is an Extremely Smart Human Being, who Owns the earth and has conqured The universe.
by Sexycorysmacker October 11, 2022
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Jack

Jack has a big willy
Jack Has a Fucking huge massive penis that he sticks incladys
by Jwilly42069 February 3, 2018
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Jack

is either a lemur or a turtle depending on his mood, enjoys retaliating against retards and studying the economy. big leemy is a huge beast commonly seen with large eyebrows, not to be confused with papa leemy who works with angle and völkers
“is that jack being a lemur or a turtle” “depends on if hes retaliating”
by Papercup42 February 27, 2019
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flaming jack

The act of placing a car jack into the female vagina and extending it fully. Once fully extended motor oil is poured over the female body and lit on fire.
Jackson: Dude help me hide my girlfriends body the Flaming Jack went wrong
by ForeverFZkh96 May 11, 2016
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JacK#2102

discord moderator for sbubby eef freef. Always pings dead chat xd, at early hours in the morning. Often annoying.
Everyone: Wow I can’t believe JacK#2102 pinged over 100 members at 4:00 AM, what a loser!
by sbubby eef freef August 10, 2021
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The Jack Frost

The action of a white guy stripping naked and covering himself head to toe with vapor rub and jerking off with bio freeze in public.
"Hey bro why'd you miss work yesterday"
"Sorry I was doing The Jack Frost at the kids playground, it took all day"
by JackFrost509 March 14, 2024
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