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Jack

me: i love my boyfriend so much :) his name is jack :)

my friends: shut the fuck up, no one cares, we get that you're happy but theres a time and place to talk about him, we do not care right now, please stop talking
by i_love_all_size_dick December 20, 2021
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Jack

Never get too close. He will leave you with brain damage and the reek of his smell
Jack is a disaster
by jordanrock2 November 22, 2021
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jacking to that chick's keyboard

When a guy finds a nerdy girl attractive.
Well Lisa is so smart and independent. You know all sorts of simps are jacking to that chick's keyboard.

Donald and Margot were married for 3 years. But then Margot found out Donald was jacking to that chick's keyboard and she left him and took the house.
by Saison Xiang February 26, 2023
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Jack Randal

Pronounced as the character from Outlander. The act of using your toes (specifically the space in between your big and index toes) to masturbate an individual that has a large clitoris or a small penis.
My partner has a great time when I give them the Jack Randal.
by TwinkleToeMaster July 27, 2019
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jack comeau

Is the greatest human being. He gets all the girls. He is very handsome and is great at sports. His eyes, hair, and looks are like a combination of Jesus and Channing Tatum. He is very tall and strong and is smart. He is also very funny. Everyone likes jack comeau and if you don't you deserve a bullet to ur brain.
He is such a jack comeau, so beutiful and handsome
by yrncudz August 10, 2017
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Jack Frost

When a man masturbates in sub-zero weather and the ejaculate freezes before it hits the ground.
It's so cold out here I could Jack Frost
by Lothar January 13, 2018
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four jacks

What a person says when they show their opponent(s) their winning hand in any any card game, especially poker. (Reference from the film, "The Sting"; said by Paul Newman.
Man 1: Four jacks.

Man 2: Fucking damn it.
by Ereck Flowers August 23, 2017
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