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Jack Posobiec

A terminal medical condition which causes the penis to enter and fuse with the rectum. This blocks the colon, forcing the patient to regurgitate a noxious mixture of feces and urine. Eventually the patient asphyxiates on their own excrement.
Person1: OMG is that guy choking?!

Person2: Don't worry they just have Jack Posobiec, it will be over soon.
by aefirstorm August 11, 2024
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jack pepper

jack pepper is an emo bitch who cuts himself with eyebrow raxzors and has an alchoholic dad who doesnt love him and a mum who throws knives at him
jack pepper cuts himself
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Jack

The best boyfriend I could ask for. He makes me smile without even being near me. He thinks of others before himself. He loves Spider-Man (and hopefully his girlfriend Cam). He is sweet and caring. He's 5 foot 8 inches and is so handsome. I love him more than anyone in the world.
by h3arts4cam August 17, 2024
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Jack Kelly

A handsome, heroically charismatic plain-spoken, know-nothing, skirt-chasing, cocky little son of a-
Lie down with dogs and you’ll wake up with a raise and a promotion!

Person A : Dzsah-
Person B : Jack Kelly? Is that you?
by DE WOILD IS YER ERSTER March 31, 2025
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