urban dictionary

You're ON it you fat, cabbage faced, olive juiced, pickle stained, carrot nosed, broccoli stenched, foul-mouthed fucking bitch.

Josh: hey bro i was just raping your wife in the asshole until I saw this funny definition on urban dictionary
Max: yeah cool ma- wait wuh?
Josh: sorry bro gotta go!!

by snortmysnot November 19, 2020

Urban Dictionary

A website you are currently on where sometimes a 13 year old decides to search her name ,for god knows why.
Then she puts it on her stories on other accounts like Instagram and asks if this is true about her. It is obviously not!

"Is this true i am smart it said on the urban dictionary i was." says a dumb girl on her Instagram story

by i NeEd HeLp!!! :) December 8, 2019

Urban Dictionary

A website where you can find the definition of every word oversimplified/oversexualized and in the language of your kind.

I don't know what patriarchy means
Look it up on Urban Dictionary, u will get it

by Iwanttobakepizzatoprocastinate November 22, 2021

urban+rural

See rural+urban

See also mpg

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

urban hot tub

A hot tub like structure made from a simple lawn chair in a shower.

John: Did you hear Dave got an urban hot tub.
James: How much did that cost him?
John: bout six dollars.

by campsell$ March 6, 2011

urban dictionary

a website to find fucked up shit like this

MAAAAN i just found the FUNNIEST SHIT in the urban dictionary last night bro it was so fucking funny DDDAAAAMMMNNN

by XxmassivecockxX May 3, 2022

URBAN SHITPOST

When people share screenshot from urban dictionary with their name and asking people to do so and any
annoy everyone.

-Oh, did you saw Vojta's urban shitpost on the instagram today?
-Yeah, he is very annoying, but I will also do it.

by VOJTA November 23, 2021