you have a 99% chance to get a 99% chance 

you need a 99 chance

but you have a 99% chance to get a 99% chance

you have a 99% chance to get a 99% chance by PugInARug July 3, 2025

.9.When He Looks At Me I Get SO Horny.9. 

.9.When He Looks At Me I Get SO Horny.9.

.9.When He Looks At Me I Get SO Horny.9.

.9.When He Looks At Me I Get SO Horny.9. by Adujasty343 July 18, 2025

Won't be able to get any food

Hey! You know who else won't be able to get any food?

Hym "ME! I won't be able to get any food either. But not because of the government shutdown. I don't use a cent of taxpayer dollars. Well, actually I used 2000 of government money after my landlord turned me on to a post covid program that guve you money for rent. That was back went my car broke down and my only source of income was doordash. So, 2000 taxpayer dollars in 35 years. I'm not going to have any food until Friday because my gas station pay is shit and I'm not getting paid for literally inventing AI. So, I have half a loaf of bread. I have less than a half a gallon of water. I can't count on both hands the number of times I've had to go without. THIS TIME is relatively better because at least I have the break and an assortment of jalapeño jams my mother made. But I will finish that gallon of water and I'm not going to have anything to drink until Friday at 4 am. Can't drink out of my sink. The water that comes out of my sink is a milky white. So isn't that interesting? Now that YOU won't have anything to eat, it's a crisis. Isn't that crazy?"

Won't be able to get any food by Hym Iam October 22, 2025

No we don't all get our own interpretation of events

I just is the thing I'm saying it is.

Hym "No we don't all get our own interpretation of events. Some things did and/or ARE happening and some things didn't happen and aren't. What isn't happening here is child murder. That has yet to happen. What is happening here is the thing that I said was happening. And we can swap those around or change one of those things and not the other or both. You are advocating for making shit up and lying to CAUSE child murder and I'm telling you to stop doing to me what you're doing to PREVENT child murder."

No we don't all get our own interpretation of events by Hym Iam November 8, 2025

you want the earth your gonna get the rain

when someone orders a pie of pizza with a lot of vegetables and the pie comes out watery

amanda “this pizza is so watery”

jalina “you want the earth your gonna get the rain”

you want the earth your gonna get the rain by princessvodka December 7, 2025

Lake-Effect Snow Belts To Get Hammered Again

Lo! Lake doth smite the snow with thy tally-wack, and in the selfsame instant mete out chastisement unto the left buttock alone, struck smartly with a belt, all wrought in one singular and dreadful motion.

I'm about to Lake-Effect Snow Belts To Get Hammered Again your mom.

Lake-Effect Snow Belts To Get Hammered Again by moneylifeyeet January 16, 2026

SpongeBob, get out here! 

Used from someone who is angry at someone who messed things up

Mr Krabs: SpongeBob, get out here!

SpongeBob, get out here! by the Sun is a deadly February 8, 2021