A dictionary made by funny people
eg: Awooga
When your jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, you pull chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out and you slam any plates, bowls or silverware, whistle loudly AND fireworks shoot from top of head, pant loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipe comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clear your throat, straighten tie and comb hair.
*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you look very lovely.
by: OnionStrange
eg: Awooga
When your jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, you pull chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out and you slam any plates, bowls or silverware, whistle loudly AND fireworks shoot from top of head, pant loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipe comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clear your throat, straighten tie and comb hair.
*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you look very lovely.
by: OnionStrange
Jenna: Urban Dictionary is kinda funny
Elebale: What is Urban Dictionary ??
Delaware: You dont know Urban Dictionary ?
Elebale: What is Urban Dictionary ??
Delaware: You dont know Urban Dictionary ?
by æææææææææ December 20, 2022
Get the Urban Dictionarymug. You decided to type "Urban Dictionary" on Urban Dictionary. To be honest, good job. You're a failure and a disappointment to society.
by ❦ December 4, 2021
Get the Urban Dictionary.mug. by 523586274384353 April 10, 2023
Get the Creator of Urban Dictionarymug. a website intended to allow genuine human collaboration, to doccument the meanings of words, it has, however, become a haunt for degenerates to share innuendo, while using the most diabolical names in their examples
gwynneth: yo, davin, did you check out the word of the day on the urban dictionary?
davin: what the fuck, you use that shit? get away from me
davin: what the fuck, you use that shit? get away from me
by gunkwiththefunk April 11, 2024
Get the urban dictionarymug. Urban is from the Greek word αρχαίος απαγόρευση.
Definition: αρχαίος - ancient, and απαγόρευση - ban/blocking/obstacle.
The total meaning is old/ancient ban.
Definition: αρχαίος - ancient, and απαγόρευση - ban/blocking/obstacle.
The total meaning is old/ancient ban.
"This dictionary is urban. That's why it is called "Urban Dictionary". It is banned by the government and it has been banned for a long time, so therefore it is an old ban."
by DefiniGUY March 15, 2021
Get the Urbanmug. Noun. The act of attempting to digitally penetrate, through denim, the posterior of someone who is not your spouse. On the bar/dance floor of your eponymous steakhouse/bar/dance club. While being recorded by multiple phones from multiple angles. While regarding oneself as an honest, morally upright leader of our youth.
by Big Baby Mars October 5, 2021
Get the The urbanmug. That.
#1: "Y'know, I figured out that figuring out the fact that the character limit is extremely long on Urban Dictionary so you use whatever you can to the point where it gets hard to read or maybe even off screen."
#2: "...What?"
#2: "...What?"
by anonymous July 28, 2023
Get the Figuring out the fact that the character limit is extremely long on Urban Dictionary so you use whatever you can to the point where it gets hard to read or maybe even off screenmug.