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Post-Nut Confusion

Post-Nut Confusion, (Not to be *confused* with post-nut clarity) is the feeling of confusion after you have just bust a nut. It's like you don't even know what you just watched. You don't feel shame or guilt, just straight-up confusion.
Person 1: What the fuck did I just watch. Dude, I think I just got Post-Nut Confusion right now, not even clarity. I'm just confused as hell.
by skkkys March 22, 2024
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Numb Nuts

Lacks intelligence. Very dumb.
Lang will you ever stop being a numb nuts
by Pheef008 March 27, 2024
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DEPRESSED NUT

When you are engaging in coitus with any species and before the act can be committed the partner in question suspends coitus leaving you hard with no way to deal with it.
by nameofpsudo March 28, 2024
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Nut house

A place where they keep people like you. That's nuts!
I got sent to the nut house when I was 5. That's where I met Taylor Swift!
by SomeonewholikesYES. March 28, 2024
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Zuck on deez nuts

A childish insult directed towards Mark Zuckerberg
Mark can go Zuck on Deez Nuts
by Not_MarkZuckerberg June 8, 2022
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deez nuts

The name of my vietnamese attack squirrel
Do you want bofa

bofa what

deez nuts attack
by boudaciousslayqueen420 June 9, 2022
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I nutted in a duck

You:yo i nutted in a duck last night
Friend: yo wtf
by Bendover559 June 10, 2022
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