Love is like a rocket launcher

Rocket is love(your girlfriend) which one day is going to launch(dont want u anymore) and then vanish(from your life) and then its time to find another rocket(girlfriend). Its a life cycle(whatever).

Me: Hey, how are u.
Friend: Not fine, my girlfriend abandoned me...
Me: Well, Love is like a rocket launcher, u know what i mean.
Friend: Yeah, ur right...

by Bernardo3636 February 14, 2019

FORNIT FORTNIT WE LIKE FORTNIG

A disease that effects the ribs and brain

Josh: *Pisses* Oh crap
Mike: FORNIT FORTNIT WE LIKE FORTNIG

Josh: umm...
Josh: Bye,
Mike: FORNIT

by Paiisy June 02, 2022

Were you brewed like beer

UD Jews, I’m assuming you guys

Were you brewed like beer in a bottle? In a secret underground cloning facility?

Genetically engineered Designer babies.

Were you brewed like beer

by Death Menace March 09, 2023

like a boxing glove on a spring.

Term used to describe a particularly stinky fanny.

I pulled down her pants and the smell hit me like a boxing glove on a spring.

by The Incredible D March 13, 2009

Ate like a flower

Ate healthy; natural diet or mainly a plant based diet

Larissa ate like a flower

by Mele Vanoni June 05, 2018

Like-grubbing

The act of posting on Facebook and compulsively checking the updates to see how many likes your posts have garnered.

Areola is always posting crap on Facebook and she checks her updates every five minutes to count the likes. She is obsessed with like-grubbing!

by Untellectual October 09, 2011

bulk likes to RIDE!

bulk (fat) NEVER figures out how to propel itself on it's own, it likes to RIDE ! (be carried like a "papoose" or newborn!)

i saw a yellow blob on the highway hitchhiking ! , response: not surprised! , bulk likes to RIDE !

carry thirty extra pounds on my body ?? , you BET !! ; bulk likes to RIDE! (pay RENT ??)

by michael foolsley December 09, 2023