by ItchyOctopus September 21, 2025
Get the Poudre Valley High School mug.A stupid fucking high school in Aston Pennsylvania filled with meth and weed addicted druggies who hotbox the bathroom and get the fire department called twice a week, teachers that typically dont do shit besides be dicks, and admin who wont do anything but glaze the shit out of anyone that isnt white. Also all the sport teams are also complete shit, and the cheer team is genuinely horrendous.
by mangoimagnomangoia September 27, 2025
Get the Sun Valley High School mug.A historic Northwest Detroit high school (1921–2007) once known for academics, athletics, and its massive red-brick campus. Closed due to declining enrollment and later demolished for a Meijer plaza.
“Back in the day, everyone on the Northwest side knew Redford High School (Detroit), now it’s just a Meijer lot where we used to hang out.”—Old School Detroiter
by RealTalkOnlyFool October 10, 2025
Get the Redford High School (Detroit) mug.Honestly this place has got some weird characters. You got pedophiles to professional morons. D1 morons. However most people are chill. I feel like this school doesn’t really have bullying with like big kids slamming the nerds up against lockers demanding lunch money. However deep down the worst part about people here is the competition. Competitiveness is just so prominent at Lower Merion. The average PSAT score here is like 80th percentile. It’s crazy. However again we have weird people. If you know someone that goes to LM that lives near Merion Elementary School they want to skin you and your family. Or rape you. Diddle you as we say. One kid almost took off another kids ear at his birthday party with an axe. Insane. Weirdly enough some of the coolest kids are the frisbee- acting kids. It’s one big group and you got actors that can play some damn good Ultimate Frisbee. The rest of the actors however just she sex after rehearsal. Mono is rampant in the acting club. Most teachers are pretty good unless you take Integarted Math 2 in which case tough shit. I survived it and so will you. Everyone won’t shout up about the Eagles or Phillies and nobody ever talks about the Flyers. 76ers are brought up. We hate Radnor so much we have a entire school week dedicated to kicking their ass in sports besides football. The school thankfully is very inclusive which is nice. All and all it’s a good school as long as you keep your head straight.
LM class of 27’
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by Flubert the stupid October 25, 2025
Get the Lower Merion High School mug.The phenomenon where you find that still living with parents whilst still in college to be "childish" as it makes you feel like you're still in high school — whilst staring at cute high school girls' uniform on Pinterest
Feeling high school dissonance, I couldn't help but laugh at myself for living with my parents in college while scrolling through Pinterest and admiring cute high school girls' uniforms, reminding me of a time I thought I'd left behind.
by Emotional Cruiser November 27, 2025
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Person 1: And I heard he takes dick from the whole football team.
by bitchidfkfuckyou December 20, 2025
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