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bingle nut

A bingle nut is a person with very little knowledge of existence
by seasnark September 29, 2022
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Post Nut Charity

when you donate to a sketchy charity without realizing it, but you find out later that you truly, most certainly, fucked up.
I donated to Kids Wish Network and I hit Post Nut Charity
by iminhellplshelpahhh December 28, 2024
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Deez nuts

A commonly used abbreviation used in contemporary society (mainly by members of the Gen-Z generation), to describe a man's genitalia (a male's sexual organ)
by deutsch Adolf October 4, 2022
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wall nut

when you rail someone or jerk off) against a wall- the result is finishing on the wall. hence wall nut.

or alternatively when you jerk off a wall
Donald, I invite you to my home, and what do you do? You have the Audacity to wall nut all over the mahogany wood paneling. The audacity.
by anonymous November 12, 2020
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justin deez nuts

Justin deez nuts is a word for Justin that is sucking on those balls.

We also use it because he is very cracked at fortnite and rating ballsacks
Justin deez nuts please rate my ballsack.
by epic man 123 May 26, 2022
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Crazy nut

Guy 1:man I just crazy nutted in jessica room Guy 2:wow! You got lucky
by PornhubMan123 January 22, 2021
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CPN (Cost-Per-Nut)

A calculation on how much time, effort and money should be invested in a relationship per nut reached from it.
“Why did start dating this new girl?” “She has much lower CPN (Cost-Per-Nut)”
by MsMiller January 27, 2025
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