Slow your rolls

An impolite denial to a fat person by an uninterested party that is way out of their league. This applies to both male and female situations.

Fat guy: "Hey, we should go out some time..."
Hot Chick: "Whoa, slow your rolls, tubby...not interested."

by November6 August 16, 2009

your best nightmare

Your sexual beast of the night ;)

Charlie Fizzz is my BEST NIGHTMARE ;)She'll be your best nightmare to, Georgio ;)

by Rebeccyy January 16, 2009

pished in your chips

To have made a mistake or error of judgement which has serious consequeces.

did you not get me a pint at the bar? that's it you've pished in your chips this time cum bubble!!

by david robertson April 9, 2008

Out of your leap

Too high for you. Unreachable.

That girl is way out of your leap

by English Expert23 June 22, 2009

twitten your twat

The act of a female rapidly fingering her vagina. Also used to make fun of a male friend whose acting like a fagget.

Michelle was twitten her twat the entire time we were watching The Notebook. Man Camron stop being such a fagget. You need to stop twitten your twat dickhead.

by MrT1021 August 26, 2009

Earn Your Stripes

To lick a vagina while the girl is on her period.

Jane: Lick my pussy.

Tom: You're bleeding, I ain't licking that.

Jane: Earn your stripes boy.

by PussySeargent October 7, 2008

give your best friend your phone day

14th June is “give your best friend your phone day”, you gotta give your best friend your phone, with your password for the whole day, and they’re allowed to do anything on it.

Hey Mike what’s up?
You have to give me your phone
Uh, why?
Because today’s give your best friend your phone day! I need your password too;)

by RandomGamingAddict June 13, 2022