Do I want a bag

So you buy like... 2 weeks of shopping
You go to the checkout, And someone says "Do you want a bag"
DO I WANT A BAG?
OF COURSE I FUCKING DO
I AINT A GREEK GOD YOU KNOW WITH A MILLION FUCKING ARMS
I AINT AINT GONNA CARRY IT ON MY FUCKING BACK AM I.
OF COURSE I NEED A FUCKING BAG
CARRYING 2 PINTS OF MILK ON MY ARMS
2 FUCKING BAGS OF CRIPS
FUCKING 3 LAMB CHOPS
2 CHICKENS
3 BEEF
COURSE I NEED A BAG.
WHAT YOU THINK IM GONNA FUCKING DO? JUDGGLE THE CUNTS? I DONT THINK SO.

"Do I want a bag? Of Course I fucking do!"

by Zoe Flemming January 20, 2021

Do a Ninho

A habit associated with St Aidan's College football team, basically wandering round the club to find the ugliest girl possible and pulling her for monetary, alcohol or prestigous incentives.

A : Whoa mate you were going to do a Ninho last night, that lass was the size of a fridge and had more facial hair than me.

by fcvaduz October 28, 2006

Do it lady!

You go girl.

“Do it lady!” “Do what?” “All of it, at once…Yeah. All the time, uh huh, or whenever you want… yeah”

-Chit and Linda

by NanasPinkSock June 20, 2025

Do It To Them To It Do

Do It To Them To It Do

Do It To Them To It Do

by ExeeloguiexE April 16, 2025

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by Pseudopseudopseudopseudonym May 22, 2024

Doing A Ferg

A Ferg is when you get that rat arsed you not longer have the ability to see or show emotion.

OMG he’s drank way too much. He’s doing a Ferg!

by Rekcil Esra December 1, 2023

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 5, 2025