When you are caramelizing onions, time seems to move slower as you stand over the stove and stir... and stir... and stir. Time loses meaning. Hours, days, you don’t know anymore. You're on onion time now, and the onions get to decide your fate.
by 0n10n October 27, 2023
Get the Onion timemug. <.7.9.7.6.>Stick <Hand>Figure<Mangus> Atristry Starts In 4.79 Nanoseconds And Ends In 6 Hours, Do Not Confuse Return Of Investments, Monetary Wise And Time Lapses, Teaching Wise, Start Escaping<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Stick <Hand>Figure<Mangus> Atristry Starts In 4.79 Nanoseconds And Ends In 6 Hours, Do Not Confuse Return Of Investments, Monetary Wise And Time Lapses, Teaching Wise, Start Escaping<.7.9.7.6.>
by .0.7.9.7.1.5.3.7.4.6.5.9.7.3.4 May 8, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Stick <Hand>Figure<Mangus> Atristry Starts In 4.79 Nanoseconds And Ends In 6 Hours, Do Not Confuse Return Of Investments, Monetary Wise And Time Lapses, Teaching Wise, Start Escaping<.7.9.7.6.>mug. Dude! 9/11 is fucking hilarious!
Hey, 3,000 people died that day.
Well you know, Tragedy + Time = Comedy.
Hey, 3,000 people died that day.
Well you know, Tragedy + Time = Comedy.
by anonymous September 10, 2023
Get the Tragedy + Time = Comedymug. What good ol' Joseph Robinette Jr. has been doing for da past decades, knowing dat he'd likely be Prez someday.
Maybe one can't criticize da famed Joey Robbie for "Biden his time" with high hopes for his political career --- I mean, heck --- just recently he was already second-in-command to Obama bin Laden, so it was hardly a stretch for him to think dat he might make top dog in a few years if he played his cards right.
by QuacksO February 24, 2023
Get the Biden his timemug. by Albedo February 4, 2021
Get the Time gnomesmug. by Filadelfia October 17, 2023
Get the V timemug. The game of chicken you play when you're fucking a chick in the ass that has diarrhea.
Safest to play this game away from the bed you plan on sleeping in.
Safest to play this game away from the bed you plan on sleeping in.
Burt: Oh man, I'm gonna totally bend Alana over and fuck her in the ass!
Ernie: You better be careful dude, she had Taco Bell for lunch.
Burt: Time to play a little Back Door Time Bomb
Ernie: You better be careful dude, she had Taco Bell for lunch.
Burt: Time to play a little Back Door Time Bomb
by Nanars February 26, 2020
Get the Back Door Time Bombmug.