When you are caramelizing onions, time seems to move slower as you stand over the stove and stir... and stir... and stir. Time loses meaning. Hours, days, you don’t know anymore. You're on onion time now, and the onions get to decide your fate.
by 0n10n October 27, 2023

A time waster is a person who just spends there time being/doing useless thing while time just ticks by. One by one...... they will wast your time to.
1 Person-Hey do you have time?
2 person-To but-
1 person-Hey what is pi? Hey what's an i-pad? What is-
2 person-I have to go!
1 person-Answer me first! Please! I'll keep annoying you forever!
2 person-fine!
*6 hr later*
2 person- Cya! Time Waster! I waste 6 hr of my life answering dumb useless question for you! Don't come back to me! Ask someone else!
1 person-I didn't waste that person time....
2 person-To but-
1 person-Hey what is pi? Hey what's an i-pad? What is-
2 person-I have to go!
1 person-Answer me first! Please! I'll keep annoying you forever!
2 person-fine!
*6 hr later*
2 person- Cya! Time Waster! I waste 6 hr of my life answering dumb useless question for you! Don't come back to me! Ask someone else!
1 person-I didn't waste that person time....
by I_Love_Ninjago_.3. May 18, 2018

Dude! 9/11 is fucking hilarious!
Hey, 3,000 people died that day.
Well you know, Tragedy + Time = Comedy.
Hey, 3,000 people died that day.
Well you know, Tragedy + Time = Comedy.
by anonymous September 10, 2023

the only epik thing or smth joke definition . pls approve or i will get banned in 78 countries for warcrimes
by dankest meme guy but honest January 31, 2024

by Filadelfia October 17, 2023


The act of when an individual can't or won't do the work, but, when enough pressure is applied shit gets done whether right or wrong.
He was assigned to finish an essay for his history class that he never attended. One hour before the class he said, "Fuck it" - Kuren Time
by Alex Tschoksy May 30, 2018
