Jack

When you see a Jack walking past, you know that you’re gonna be alright. A Jack lights up your world, he’s just the most perfect human being.

Person 1: “Wow! I just met a JACK!”
Person 2: “Me too!”
Person 1: “Really? What Jack did you meet?”
Person 2: “I just met a Jack Anderson!”
Person 1: “Wow. I met a Jack Dylan Grazer. From the moment I saw the Jack, I knew my life would be even better than it already was.”

by Foodaboveeverything July 26, 2018

Jack

A person who is always (or frequently) erect

Person: Jack was being such a jack during passing period

by raccoonthemobboss May 9, 2024

Canadian jack

Mixing half jack Daniels and canadian mist to make one

Man I was bent last night, too much Canadian jack

by Ghettogodfather March 17, 2017

Georgian Giggle-jack

The action of stuffing peach cobbler into you urethra and they having a 3 hour jerk circle with your mate in which the end product of peach cobbler semen is preserved eaten to be eaten on thanksgiving while listening to the Georgian news and giggling at how absurd this definition is.

He Georgian Giggle-jacked that guy and while listening to the Georgia news they iggled

by Super Nyquil December 26, 2024

Jack Moment

Finding excessive amounts of glitches in a video game

How have you found 24 glitches in one session? Jack Moment

by Cosmic_King_ December 27, 2023

Jack Morgan

A basketball playing stoner. Constantly loses the competition to his enemy. Also needs a regular supply of tinfoil and gas! Known around the school as 4pf.Wiz or just Wiz.

Random Stoner: Aye Jack Morgan (Wiz), you got da pack on you?

Jack Morgan: Nahhh, I finna get a hit off of Henry's cart

Aidan Mosteller: Hey Wiz, want my tinfoil?

by The Real Aidan Mosteller April 17, 2019

jack beckman

Jack Beckman thinks he has a real big dick.
You know what, he probably does.

"Do you know Jack Beckman? Yeah he's alright. I heard he has a huge Nightcrawler."

by ffsdamn February 28, 2014