jack kettrick

This boy is the definition of perfection. He looks like he has been sculpted by God himself. He was honestly made by the hands of God and was chiselled to perfection by Jesus.
My god that boy is stunning, gorgeous, beautiful… just overall perfection

“Oh it must be Jack Kettrick
by Stirlin gossip July 06, 2023
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Speaker Jack

Most commonly occurring in a committed relationship or close proximity roommate situation. It is the act of putting ones own show/music/etc on speakers before the other domestic resident can put theirs on speakers, thus forcing them to use headphones. Most relevant when the other party had theirs on speakers first, and due to an interruption they paused/muted their sound, and upon cessation of the interruption, the first party puts their audible content on speakers.
- WTF? I was watching DS:9!
- Hah! Speaker Jacked, bitch!
by Shaytan June 30, 2010
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jack mccravy

A singer who performs gurt offs at every performance. He loves pooting in coots and performing beastality
Sam: Have you gone to listen to Jack Mccravy recently?
Mollie: Yes! His show was exquisite! He really knows how to put on a show!
Juliet: I agree! Bryce won the gurt- off!
by Tonya Chinc December 12, 2022
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Royal Jack Off

In the game of rummy it is a rule to lay three of a kind or more on the table. When 3 Jacks are played this is called a Royal Jack Off.
Jerry:look at this play
Kyle:looks like you played a Royal Jack Off
by Jerry M. March 11, 2007
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Ho jacked

When your woman leaves you and takes stuff she is not entitled to.
Couldn't listen to music today because my stereo got ho jacked.
by VmaxKevin May 20, 2019
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Jumping Jack Candidate

Someone who jump from constituency to constituency (that they have no connection to) every time they lose their seat just so they can get re-elected to office instead of remaining in their original constituency and getting re-elected for that seat when the time comes.
Will you vote for Tom Sanders?

no hes not from here, he's a Jumping Jack Candidate
by Archibald Findri April 26, 2018
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Jack Farmer

An Annoying Kid Who Eats Bosco Sticks Very Wierd and Sexual
Jack Farmer Your so Weird, Why do you eat bosco sticks like that
by Cade The Loser April 17, 2017
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