Mega super duper uber hyper extra turbo ultra nut XL

A Nut you Can release only when your balls reach max capacity.This nut will cover your entire bed with semen 3 feet high. One has to finish the length of a hundred NNNs to achieve this nut. It will also make you shoot blanks for 5 months afterwards.

Person 1: yo, I just did that Mega super duper uber hyper extra turbo ultra nut XL
Person 2: Legend states no one has ever survived, how did you do it

by What’s your handle321 March 2, 2024

ninny nut city

A ninny, a person who is so dumb that you can’t even fathom speaking to them. Nut city, a place where ninny’s live that closely resembles the circus and clowns.

Hayley moore lives in ninny nut city

by UrBiggestHater March 3, 2024

bust a nut about

It is what you say to one of the homies when they think something is hot, but it actually isn’t, or it is common and not that special.

Homie: Yo did you see the outfit Jessica wore today?! I could see so much of her cleavage!
Me: Easy bro. Nothing to bust a nut about

by DiffinDagels March 7, 2024

Nut Tuck Swig

When you take a shot of alcohol then get kicked in the go-nads (nuts). A.K.A. A Texas Hold ‘Em

My brother hit me with the nut tuck swig when I went for my chaser

by anonymous March 8, 2024

Post-Nut Abstraction

A form of Post-Nut clarity, but so severe that it can lead to long term depression, self harm and even death by suicide.

After jimmy finished wanking off to his gay furry porn, he experienced severe Post-Nut Abstraction. In a blind fit of rage he ran downstairs, grabbed a kitchen knife and stabbed himself 10 times.

by princelothric March 11, 2024

post nut tiredness

when you have a wank and take a nap

"that was so good I have post nut tiredness"

by bigmanthings100 March 18, 2024

Post-Nut Confusion

Post-Nut Confusion, (Not to be *confused* with post-nut clarity) is the feeling of confusion after you have just bust a nut. It's like you don't even know what you just watched. You don't feel shame or guilt, just straight-up confusion.

Person 1: What the fuck did I just watch. Dude, I think I just got Post-Nut Confusion right now, not even clarity. I'm just confused as hell.

by skkkys March 22, 2024