should i get bangs

Warning: A major life event has happened and she’s looking to express it by giving herself forehead curtains.

The safe answer is always “No”.

Angie: “We broke up and I’m just like ready to be a new person, ya know? I need to do something bold, like cut my hair. Should I get bangs?!”

Pam: “Abso-fucking-lutely not.”

by MobyDick211 August 24, 2018

...is what I meant to say!

A poor method of recovery when someone highlights your mistake in a sentence.

Person A: "I swear I was born in the wrong century!"
Person B: "You mean 'decade'."
Person A: "...is what I meant to say!"

by who_dares_wins October 21, 2011

I love new york

An amazing television show created by the brilliant minds at VH1. It chronicles the dating experiences of Tiffany aka "New York", a graduate of Syracuse University. Viewers first met New York when she was on Flavor of Love, a dating show for Flavor Flav. After being rejected by Flav twice VH1 let New York find love anew. Both seasons include a collection of classy men vying for the love of New York. Through series of challenges such as building dog houses and making New York dinners consisting of Ranch Dressing New York picks men to attend special dates. At the end of each season New York chooses the man she wants to spend the rest of her life with, her one true love. The first season ended with New York being rejected by her selection, however, the second season looks promising with such fine men as Pretty, Budha, Tailor Made and The Entertainer.

"It is not a place where a woman who wears weave and fine jewelry should go!" - New York, from I Love New York

"I'd really like to bring that power saw into the bedroom at some point" -New York

"You make me feel like a big girl" -New York

by Ali and Camille December 20, 2007

I want your soul......

Say this to random stangers, then whip out.......a lollipop. Or take it literally for it's meaning.

Phone rings:
"Is this Mary? Well hello Mary........I want yer soul......."

by Ah mah Gaw....a monkee! June 22, 2004

I could dig a pony

It means that you're cool with anything, you could dig anything right now.

"Where do you want to go to dinner?"
"I don't know, I could dig a pony."

by Evan C. Kirchmer June 11, 2007

I just want to be friends

It means you are nice enough to talk to and caring enough to confide in, but you are just to ugly,fat or broke to date them. You are expected to pretend you don't like the person when they say this.

This guy is really nice but he is just not good looking enough for other people to see us together so I told him " I just want to be friends ".

by Qxuxateimporta October 14, 2008

I let you win

The act of someone losing fair and square and not being able to handle that they got beat, a form of denial that plagues very competitive people. Getting your ass handed to you and thinking up the dumbest excuse there is.

whatever, i let you win

by ACmilan22 December 22, 2010