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Basic Bitch

The symptoms of basic bitch as defined by the American Medical Association

One who exhibits basic bitch has acquired these characteristics from association with a group of bitches. Also known as transference bitch characteristics.

Often these bitches are predatory opportunists. Sucking men dry of money, possessions, humor, and emotions.

There is no cure for basic bitch. A good regular ass banging is highly recommended and encouraged as a means of alleviating the height of basic bitchness.

See also basic bitch syndrome.
Dr: “we have the results. As I diagnosed. You have basic bitch and your husband has contracted this from you”

Husband: “what can I do?”

Dr: “ass bang her at least 3-5 times per week. More often if that seems to help”

Bitch: “but I can’t take any Dick in my ass that is over the size of a dime”

Dr: “whatever. It won’t kill you to take a high hard one. Your bitchness levels, you won’t feel much.”
by T_rump_supporter June 7, 2018
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pizza bitch

The ho that works the counter in a pizza shop. She let's all the nasty pizza cooks hit. Flirts and try's to fuck all the customers. Gives hand jobs on the daily to the delivery driver and gives blow jobs for rides home.
If your hungare and horn go fuck the pizza bitch.
by twentyseven 27 January 16, 2015
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bitch slappin

to slap someone continuously
usually assosiated w/ pimps, baby powder, and hoes and/or bitches
imma start bitch slappin somebody if i dont get my money
by anonymous December 14, 2003
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mediocre bitch

A women that is average in regards to lady like social norms and physicalities. A medicore bitch can be defined as a women that does not do her hair, nails, or maintain skin. She can be seen in items such as sweat pants, jeans, or wear her hair in a pony tail.... Etc. A non mediocre bitch, a bad bitch, is always dressed to impress with fashion and class. A bad bitch is glamorous regardless of ANYTHING. While her hair and makeup would always be done tastefully. mediocre bitches do not take the time to shave their legs even in the winter while a bad bitch is always shaved smooth and glowy even in winter. A mediocre bitch would do household chores in comfy clothes. This type of women is common. Bad bitches are easy to spot, you can see them out shopping in heals and a dress at 11 P. M while it is snowing.
Wow you can tell she is a mediocre bitch, she is wearing pajamas out to the store at 11 P. M, while a bad bitch would never leave the house mediocre even if it were 36 ° outside.
by Peanutpie November 28, 2017
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360 bitch

To be a bitch towards everyone without reasoning behind it.
Girl A: "Dude, Stacey was being so rude to everyone last night for no reason! She needs to drink less."
Girl B: "Yeah, what a drunk 360 bitch."
by nikkkkid October 2, 2010
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Bitch Lasagna

A salty and roasted snack that has the magical ability to make anyone from India to implode.
Here T-Series looking hungry for some drama here let me serve you Bitch Lasagna.
by King_Munge January 18, 2019
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bitch muffin

A small person that looks like a rat, tends to have a bitchy attitude and takes pleasure in judging other people's appearance.
That tiny bitch muffin just judged my outfit. I feel self-conscious now.
by VanillaIsMyBro May 13, 2011
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