post-nut hangover

The dread that hits when you realize you did some crazy horny shit last night

Person 1: “Oooh fuck I think I think I messed up, I hooked up with my ex last night”
Person 2: “Dude are you having a post-nut hangover?”

by Dab Police July 23, 2022

Goober Nut

A combination of someone that is a Goober and a Nut.

-Brenna is such a Goober.

-Nah, she's more of a Nut.

-Touche', She's a Goober Nut.

by SmallDickMcgee July 27, 2022

Nut Bungee

When two guys tie elastic strings to each others testicles and simulate a game of tug-of-war.

"Tony and I were rocking the Nut Bungee all night"

by ShootFastEatAss69 July 27, 2022

reagan on nuts

treterus bitch

reagan on nuts is a ginger

by leyla1026 July 27, 2022

deez nuts

Typically used as a shitty comeback for when someone is losing an argument, it can also be countered with 'well i smashed your mom!' very typical 2010s slang.

tim:john you dont even know how much ive been in your girls dms, she sent me her nudes

john:well deez nuts have been in your girls dms

tim:but my girl is your girl, does that mean youre in her dms?

john:i smashed your mom

by Discord Luigi July 28, 2022

Bluetooth nut

When you bust a nut without touching your penis while watch a video (commonly porn) or listening to audio (also offen porn)

You: what did you do last ni-
Weird guy(probably named Alex or sum shit): busted a fat bluetooth nut all over my hatsune miku mosepad

by Saltywetham July 31, 2022

Deez nuts

Perfect description of ur testicals

Suck on deez nuts

I love deez nuts

by The new nuts July 31, 2022