balls to the wall plastered

when you are really drunk

Last night, he was balls to the wall plastered.

by rjscarmack June 17, 2009

Skee Ball Head

Someone who has a white balled head which is shiny like the game Skee-ball. A person who annoys you so much that you want to play skee-ball with their head.

ARRRGHH. . . that beatneck Skee Ball Head is getting on my nerves.

That Skee Ball Head stole my bike.

GTFO OF HERE YOU LITTLE SKEE BALL HEAD I ALREADY TOLD YOU YOUR BIKE IS MINE!

by Meankookoo1337 July 15, 2009

bell-me-balls

The act of slapping ones testicles in a semi-sexual manor. Bitch.

Oi, I needs to give me big boy bitch a bell-me-balls. Bitch.

by Dog Fijs February 8, 2010

malted butt balls

the little dried up pieces of crap stuck in your butt hairs

I should of wiped my ass better cause now i got malted butt balls.

by daehtihs (backwards shithead) October 24, 2010

Fuck My Balls

"Fuck My Balls", An alternative to the popular "Fuck My Life", used to describe something that pisses you off so much you would like someone to painfully squeeze your balls repeatedly into an orifice.

*Get killed by a noob tubing idiot on MW2* "Fuck My Balls!!"

by TestOfOath March 27, 2010

Cock N' Balls

A state of being that is not positive nor helpfull.

"Dude my Computer broke down, so its like Cock N' Balls in my face constantly."

by Omg who took the name Brian Peppers? July 12, 2007

cock n balls

A pool hall in canada with a rooster as the mascot.

Lets get pissed and go down on oops... down to Cock an Balls

by Daddy big nuts October 7, 2003