busted on one pump

When your penis throbs only once and you cum

I pulled down my pants and watched porn, I was about to start masturbating but i busted on one pump

by HAMZTK April 5, 2017

Murder One

The name of Lemmy Kilmister's bass amp.

Oh man, have you heard Metallica's new song "Murder One"? It is named after Lemmy's amp, it's awesome!

by Vortic April 16, 2017

we're number one

we're number one was claimed to be the best thing that happened in 2016, for good reason to, people made random shitposts editing and remixing the song "We're Number One" from the old show Lazy-town. generally every time the character Robbie and his clones say the word "one" the video changes in some way. This meme has evolved and taken other forms such as "Let It Grow" and "Bee Movie".

besides most memes happening for no reason, this meme was made cause the actor for the villan Robbie from the show was diagnosed with cancer and needed funding, as a reward, Stephan Stephenson, the actor, brought the people who were in the song back together , and re did the song live.

"we're number one but every "one" increases the bass by 5% each time"

by It is Wednesday my duds April 21, 2017

One year, Eren

A new phrase used to describe sad emotions.

"Please be quiet, today was one year, Eren."
"Shit, sorry, that's rough."

by Arminsexual April 24, 2017

Throwing one over the knuckles

When a male is masturbating and the jizz runs down over his knuckles after he has blown his load.

Mike needed half a box of Kleenex after throwing one over the knuckles.

by Meromero May 5, 2017

one greedy tirdy

when your friend puts their foot in your face and says "smell me"

"Hey Hadlea *foot goes up* Will you smell me?"
"Wow, your one greedy tirdy."

by Loudmouth3009 May 14, 2017

one eyed egyptian

When you have intercourse with your or someone elses dad

I went over to bazzas and did the one eyed egyptian #DDTB

by #BA DDTB May 21, 2017