Shit happens

When something happens that is usually perceived as bad or derogatory, and a friend attempts to placate the other with a single phrase

Jerry: Hey man, im dealing with some heavy stuff right now.
Timothy: shit happens.

by Deathmonger72 October 18, 2017

doggiest shit

funny/stupid way of saying something is totally shit or absolute garbage.

guy 1: this was my first and last time eating fries at BK
guy 2: i told you they're the doggiest shit ever

by yezs October 22, 2017

shit caboodled

To get or be wasted
Hammered

Drunk as hell

Let's get shit caboodled tonight

by Ouch sat on my nutz October 26, 2017

shit tail

When you eat Mexican and can not make it home so you have to pull over and make a shit tail across the hood of your wife's car

Did you hear about the shit tail Jonas made after Mexican??

by CFCD March 20, 2017

shit-twat

A person that talks shit (negative, diarrhea of the mouth, smart ass statements) and that is a pussy (chicken shit, runs away as soon someone ones to beat their ass for running their mouth). A pussy that talks shit.

That shit-twat is always lingering around stirring trouble. Tell that shit-twat you want to kick their ass and they will magically disappear.

by liveonce March 24, 2017

Bird shitting

When a guy jizzes in someone or people in public without them knowing

Omg is that bird shit on you ?
Haha oh no it was some guy wanking over the balcony and bird shitting on you

by Bigworld April 6, 2017

Raspberry Shit

When a large human being take a poop but has hemorrhoidal issues, thus making the poop and the poopy water turn red like a raspberry.

Yo Gayle! I can't even use that bathroom anymore. You took such a gnarly raspberry shit that it made the toilet bowl remain red.

by Dalton Dalton Dalton April 24, 2017