one on me time

Used to express "me time," but played off of the phrase "one on one time."

Girl 1: Hey, what are you up to tonight?

Girl 2: It's been such a busy week, I really need some one on me time.

by jezzabezz July 21, 2010

One stop shop

When you go to a place dedicated to drugs.

Don't worry we'll be back soon it's a one stop shop.
We don't need to call ch'all guys ,my guy is a one stop shop.
I'm heading to my guy he's a one stop shop.

by Carmanute October 11, 2016

Two in one combo

When two men are giving backshots to a girl going 400 mph.

“Man, those men really hire me with the two in one combo.”

by Jjrm 1115 March 20, 2025

No one is allowed to mention your name

On WHOSE fucking authority?

Hym "Who, oh, who is there to blame... When no one is allowed to mention your name... And as I sit and ponder thus... One thing springs to mind... If I trade in my Ps4 for store credit at Gamestop today, I might be able to afford a Ps5 and Baldur's Gate 3.... And that would be dope... I don't know if I can get Mk1 too though... Hmm... 🤔 What to do..."

by Hym Iam November 23, 2023

one way sam

Doing something for yourself when you can easily do it for 2 people

I grabbed my gloves but not hers from the truck. She yelled don't be a one way same

by Shelboob April 21, 2021

take one please

that note you see on candy bowls on halloween

it said "take one please!" but you know theres always that one kid who doesn't listen

by starry da great December 20, 2024

Moe Dockis One

The cutest cat ever, an all white cat with three black dots on its head and has an all black tail. Moe Dockis Oneis adorable, hilarious, etc😺😸😹😻😽🐱🐯🦁

Oh wow that’s not Moe Dockis One, I feel bad for you because you don’t have her. LOL!!! 😂😂😂

by Moe Dockis Ones Owner October 1, 2018