your brother be your mother 

The supreme comeback. The five words, that if used in succession, will force the entire known universe to collapse within 4 microseconds. This is never to be used until it is absolutely needed.

Billy: Ur mom gay
Tom: Ur dad lesbian
Billy: Your sister is a mister
Tom: Your brother be your mother

*Everything instantly collapses and everything stops existing*

your brother be your mother by PlebGuy101 March 16, 2018

Your mom 

Someone who's gay

Your mom? She gay.

Your mom by hﾠﾠ June 6, 2018

Your Grand Pippie a Hippie

The most devastating insult that is worse than any other one.

Person 1: Ur Mom Gay
Person 2 Ur Dad is Lesbian

Person 3: Your Grand Pippie A Hippie
Person 1 and 2 both die of kidney failure and intense brain trauma.

Your Grand Pippie a Hippie by Fucking idoit July 18, 2018

Your mom has big gae 

Something someone says to try to roast you but you end up saying "No u" . (The ultimate roast)

Ryan: Your mom has big gae
Michael: No u

Ryan: *Dies*

Your mom has big gae by Liam Liam Liam Liam December 18, 2018

Your fruit salad is a little wet...

You got a little coke on your nose - term from the 1980s

"Amy, your fruit salad is a little wet..." he said knowingly.

Your fruit salad is a little wet... by Bloop22222222 January 15, 2019

Your fruit salad is a little wet...

1. You have a little coke on your nose.
2. You wiped after dropping a deuce but not well enough.

She came up for air, her hair flying over her shoulder, and I had to tell her, "Your fruit salad is a little wet..."

He was about to eat my ass but then he paused and said, "Your fruit salad is a little wet..."

Your fruit salad is a little wet... by poopsterbot January 17, 2019

your dad lesbian

6th graders favorite comeback, its WAY WORSE than "your mom gay" like if you say it, the person you saying it too dies, like DAYYUM

bob: hey Steve, your dad lesbian.

steve: *dies instantly*

your dad lesbian by qqDad January 26, 2019